Should we watch our P’s and Q’s?
Do we have to?
Would you believe that I haven’t a Q to watch?
Would you believe I don’t have any Fs to give?
But are you filled with NV?
How could I be filled with Nevada?
If P’s and Q’s went to the supermarket, would they play Charades with peas and cues?
Would they jump into a pool with a cue?
Isn’t P’s and Q’s short for ‘pints’ and ‘quarts’?
Would this mean those who use the metric system don’t have any P’s and Q’s to mind?
Wouldn’t they say “mind your 0.47 and 0.94 liters?”
Isn’t it easier to just say “Ps and Qs”?
Since Hawaiians only have P’s in their alphabet to mind, are they the NV of the other 49 states?
Why can’t you just give P’s a chance?
Can you imagine there’s no countries (it isn’t hard to do)?
But what would we kill and die for? Will there be no religion too?
Are Ps that hard to imagine?
Are you trying to say that I’m a dreamer?
What, do you think you’re the only one?
Just how does one get away with rhyming “one” and “one” in a song like that?