I don’t know, wouldn’t a zombie Cat in the Hat hold a certain appeal?
Would the hat be a zombie too, or just the cat?
Can’t zombies wear hats too?
Don’t zombie cats play clean as country water?
Do cats become zombies after only one life or all nine?
Do zombie cats eat only mouse brains?
And do zombie mice eat only cheese brains?
And do cheeseheads in Wisconsin have cheese for brains?
They aren’t the brightest bunch, are they?
If they moved across the border to Canada, would it raise the average IQ of both places?
So there would be Ontario Cheeseheads, right?
Why wouldn’t Canada deploy it’s mighty armed forces to prevent the entry of any Cheeseheads?
Wouldn’t Minnesota and Michigan prevent them from accosting the Canadian border?
Wouldn’t there be an awful lot of cheese clogging up Lake Superior?
What about Lake Michigan?
Are you saying they should make a giant piece of yellow foam that floats on water and all live there?
Well, does it have to float?
What if it doesn’t?
If it doesn’t float, can’t we assume it sinks?
So it sinks… and also stinks?