He didn’t have an agonizer, too, did he?
Don’t you recall he lost his agonizer to the ghost apes of Mars?
Mars has agony aunts? 
What in the name of all that is holy is an ‘agony aunt?’
What do you call advise columnists like Dear Abby and Dr. Ruth?
Do you know the difference between “advice” and “advise?” 
I forget: How long do I need to flagellate myself for a lapsus calami?
That is quite an interesting term, no? (ha)
Interesting or not, why would he whip himself for some jewelry?
Don’t you think “lapsus calami” is a bit more impressive than “typo”?
Isn’t lapsus calami better with a tartar dipping sauce?
With or without lemon?
Peeled or unpeeled?
Limetta, Meyer or Lisbon lemon?
Which of those cities would it be best to eat it in?
Which one’s the sourest?
Wouldn’t that depend on your taste?
Well, what do I taste like?
Wouldn’t you taste funny, like a clown?
Have you heard that Madame Pepperwinkle thinks I’m a ham?