writefetus, you’re thinking of the Melungeons. Elvis Presley’s name has nothing to do with the Melungeons and it has nothing to do with Portugal. (Where do you get the idea that Elvis had Portuguese ancestry?) “Elvis” is apparently a Celtic name.
Wendell. Don’t leave a light on waiting for an answer from writefetus.
He/she posted last about a year and a half ago.
I got sucked into reading this thread, and realized at the very end that it was a bit old.
Makes me wanna check all the threads I thought I had killed to see if anyone posted a belated response during one of my SD dry spells.
How the heck did this manage to stay in GQ?