If the Martians could successfully negotiate our atmosphere enough to know that they could jet down here then they would know the proportions of our atmosphere. If they knew how our atmosphere worked then they tested. If they tested the air how did they not know it would kill them?
Hogwarts, obviously. It was glamoured to look like a watch, but we all know what it really was. It’s a funny story actually except for the tragic death part and the inexplicable lack of Seymour boobage.
Superman’s costume: where did it come from, and does he throw it in the washing machine after every saving-the-world?
Whatever happened to the son of Reed Richards and Sue Storm? And, of course, did any of the guests at their wedding think, “boy, I wonder what THAT honeymoon is gonna be like?”
Why does Empowered’s molecule-thin skintight powersuit, which must be in contact with her skin at all points to work, hence no undies, display camel toe?
Really, it will NEVER be answered in story. That has been made clear!
How did Taylor walk around a planet where apes spoke, read and wrote 20th century English and not realize he was back on Earth?
From Conquest of the Planet of the Apes:
How did chimps evolve to be the same size as humans within 20 years of Zira and Cornelius landing when only one of them was their child?
From Battle for the Planet of the Apes:
How did all apes (chimps, gorillas and orangutans anyway) all learn to not only speak but fragment into social classes and castes just twenty years after Caesar was the only one who could speak a complete sentence?
LONG since answered in story. Pre-Crisis it was from Krypton and as invulnerable as he (not to mention as stretchy as Ralph Dibney). He washed it by flying through the nearest yellow sun. Actually he could have used his heat vision but flying through a sun was good for intimidating alien invasion fleets.
“Helm officer, move us into Earth orbit. Weapons officer, prepare for orbital bombardment. Science officer, have you located the Kryptonian? I wish him to see his adopted planet fall before us.”
“Yes, Captain. But --”
“What?”
“Well – he is – um – FLYING THROUGH THE STAR.”
“Seriously?”
“Yes, sir. One of the other ships scanned him dragging a third behind him INTO the star.”
“Oh. Um – well – maybe we should retreat.”
“Maybe?”
“Okay, definitely. Communications officer, signal that we are leaving. First Officer, take the conn. I have to change my pants. No special reason.”
Post-crisis, the answer is “his mommy made it for him”. Because he’s got some sort of protective telekinetic layer now, tight clothes are indestructible while he’s wearing them.
How does superman shave if he’s indestructible?
And don’t tell me he doesn’t, 'cause when he went bad in the Superman 3 movie he was all grubby and dirty and clearly went without shaving for a while.
Where the frak did Starbuck’s shiny new Viper come from?
What the frak was Starbuck?
It took 4 seasons to get to “God did it”? Really?
What happened to the rest of the cylons?
What really happened at the end of BSG? No, no…the events depicted in the gods damned finale didn’t happen that way. No sane band of space-warriors and their civilian charges would walk off into the wilds of an unexplored planet with only the clothes on their backs. Did the cylons and the humans kill each other in a glorious final battle? Cuz I could handle that.