Heh. Because communism looks good on paper and many college professors have never experience the life in what the rest of us think of as the real world.
Why is my new manager such a dick? He brought me in because of my experience and ambition, but all of my ideas are being shot down and I’m starting to think I made a big mistake coming here (it’s only been 6 weeks, dammit). Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?
We have a number of new nail salons open in my neighbourhood lately. How come the only people I seem to see working at them are of Asian extraction?
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Because when they die a week later from severe brain damgage brought on by working in an environment with almost no oxygen, they can be easily replaced by newcomers who are desperate not to be working as prostitutes.
Because, after those four years, you get another 60 years of extreme stress and regret and failure. And a lot less beer.
Lovecraft said the proper way was to make a “Klooloo” sound in the back of your throat. I can do it, and it does not lend itself to transliteration. When you feel like you’re pronouncing a thing meant only to be spoken by inhuman beings and underwater, you’re there.The more common way is “kuh-THOO-loo”
What was the person thinking who put a sticker saying, “My sons are fighting for your freedom,” on the back window of his/her Hummer H3?
Everywhere I’ve ever been, Asian people have cornered the nail salon market.
[del]I hate to be indelicate[/del] no I don’t, this is the SDMB; some castrated men gain a lot of weight, & would likely need to sit to pee.
If you ask your co-worker about this, please do film it, & post online. I love boxing.
Even on My Name is Earl, Joy was starting to get squeezed out of the business in the trailer park by an Asian immigrant lady. It is everywhere.
A coworker of mine fits into this grouping and I can say that everytime I’ve run into him in the restroom, he always uses a stall.
Why do people say to get a print screen you hit ALT+PrintScreen? I just hit PrintScreen without the ALT and it works every time. Is this a holdover from earlier times?
No, not a holdover. Printscreen alone captures the entire screen. Alt-printscreen just captures the current top-most window.
In a lot of cases, the one window is really all you want/need, and doing that saves a lot of useless cluter or manual trimming of the graphic.
Of course, if the top window is maximized you get the same result either way, except for the start menu / task bar (unless you also auto-hide that).
Also the clothing alterations biz.