For instance…
How do you say Cthulhu in pig latin?
For instance…
How do you say Cthulhu in pig latin?
Uthulhu-Cthay, of course.
Why do they server French bread in Italian restaurants?
Because french bread is good?
Why does everyone make college out to be the funnest thing ever? I think it sucks. It’s just four plus years of extreme stress and regret and failure with some beer in between.
Wait til you have to get a haircut and get a real job and you’ll understand.
If you’re on a treadmill moving at 1,200 feet per second and you’re facing backward, and you fire a gun at a duck standing on the same treadmill and facing you and the bullet leaves with a muzzle velocity of 1,200 feet per second, will the duck have a chance to hear its quack echo?
Never mind that, how do you pronounce it in regular English? I’ve only seen it in writing.
After 17 or 18 years you’re finally no longer living at home. You’re surrounded by peers just enough like you to share common interests and different enough to make it interesting and you’re exposed every day to fascinating, stimulating ideas and concepts driving your evolution as a thinker and doer.
We’ve all observed a herd of elephants following each other single file in a line. Do they still do this when one of them gets diarrhea?
I’ve always heard it pronounced cuh-thoo-loo. Ideally, the cuh syllable is very short and blends into the thoo.
“Pete”.
It’s pronounced “Throatwarbler Mang—” nevermind.
How come, if as is supposed, humans developed an “ick” aversion to festering sores, feces and vomit to as to avoid contamination and illness, it seems no other animal has done the same? I look at a litter box and think “Ew! Toxoplasmosis!” My dog looks at a litter box and thinks “Yum! Buffet!”
Where are my car keys?
For that matter, where’s my car?
[Parent]It’s right where you left it.[/Parent]
Why does time fly when you’re having fun, and drag when you’re not?
Forgive me, but this is preying on my mind. Why isn’t it Thulhu-cay?
Where’s your car, dude?
The last place you’ll look.
It seems to be a common misconception that in Pig Latin, you remove the first letter and place it on the end of the word and add the -ay, but that’s not the case. You remove all the first constanents until you reach the first vowel, and then place them at the end and add -ay.
Because of the Principle of Asymmetric Transitions.
Where did the tradition known as the police line-up get its start?
Do really obese men sit down when they pee?
I just thought of this the other day at work. Some really big guy said he had to pee and went off into the bathroom. A few minutes later I went in to wash my hands as he was coming out of a stall instead from where the urinals are.
I’d imagine that logistically it would be far easier to use a toilet than a urinal in such a case, and as I think back I don’t remember ever walking up to a urinal where there’s was an overweight guy standing a few urinals down.
Don’t read too much into this question. Thank you.
pssst. Theeee aallaammo. in the basement. You beter get going.
To minimize calorie burnage. They have a reputation to uphold you know.
If college professors are people that society should look to for wisdom, how come so many of them used to think that communism was hot shit (and some still do)?