When someone posts a thread about their computer being out of action or in some state of non-connection to the internet…
Then how are you posting?
Of course I know the answer before the question even presents itself. But it still arrives there, regular as clockwork.
Are you posting drunk again?
I walked right into that one.
Drinking? Yes. Drunk? No.
Were you correct?
You’re sure you’re not drunk?
I am now.
If one is drinking, the passage of time ensures that one becomes drunk.
Damnit, I wish I was drunk playing Halo right now.
The question I always feel like asking although I have a pretty good idea of the answer is; HOW STUPID ARE YOU?.
Of course I usually refrain from asking as the person I would be addresing would be too stupid to know the answer.
As would most. There doesn’t seem to be a scale of stupidity with which a person can use to say I am this amount of stupid. However, if the question you had asked was “How intelligent are you” there is a definable statistic known as ‘IQ’ which could give you a good answer.
Of course in this case I am being pedantic. Often I feel like asking “How stupid are you?”
Nonsense, there is a definet scale.
Some people are as dumb as a rock, while others manage to be as dumb as a bag of hair or even reach the level of being as dumb as a box of hammers.
Some people are so stupid they would be quite unable to dispense unrine from a boot, even if the instructions to do were printed on the heel of said boot.
This thread is like a riddle. 
What do you mean?
Yuppers!
Or sometimes, “Do you have to do that??”
I know the answer to this one, but have to ask it anyway:
“Do you just need your ID unlocked so you can use your existing password or do you want an entirely new password?”
Invariably, the answer they give me is “Yes” :smack: