Quick! We need names for two sheep!

In My Humble Opinion
1

Sorry…I don’t know how to do the proper, cool link:
http://www.sptimes.com/2004/02/29/Perspective/Battleground_state.shtml
Anyway,

So, democrats are parading two sheep around the lawn of the Capitol (Florida) today and they need names.

Any ideas?

2

Dolly and Dolly

3

I suppose Mutton and Lambchop would be inappropriate?

4

Jenna and Barbara
Fili and Buster
Shut Up and You Heard Me

6

Ewe SoCrazy
Ewe SoSexy

7

Roast Lamb

Shaun Sheep

8

Mint and Sauce

9

Baabra and Ramone

10

Mutton Jeff
Mutton Honey

11

Abe and Simpson, to honor his classic line “Just call me Mint Jelly 'cause I’m on the lam”

12

Bo and Peep

13

Romus & Remulus.

Or Ebony & Ivory.

14

I remember seeing that when I was a wee laddie staying up way past his bedtime. The exact punchline was “What does it sound like when a sheep explodes?” which is a little tighter construction. For quite some time after I thought that was about the funniest damn thing I’d heard in my life.

15

Jester and Fool?

WoolHead and Wooleye?

Hither and Yon?

Bleat and Bloat?

16

Basking and Robbing?

Shear, Folly

Blink and Nod

17

Scratch and sniff.

18

How about X and Y.

You know, because they follow W.

19

Baa
and
Stard

20

Baa Baa
and
Black

21

Baa, Tenda

Baa, Nana

Baa ‘n’ Stormer