Quick, what is this ad telling you: "Jewish Free Loans"?

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You realize this is insulting, right?

I did dismiss it, especially since I continued reading and it became clear. But it is the FIRST thing that popped into my head.

Kinda like when I was 12 years old and living on the 8th floor of an old apartment building when I was awakened by a really major earthquake (floor is meaningful because the higher up you are the more you feel it) my FIRST thought was that a giant of some kind was shaking the building. But, being a thinking person, I dismissed Thought One and went to Thought Two: Earthquake.

Bigotry and anti-semitism… It was the National Geographic You Tube channel… I feel pretty certain that National Geographic would never accept anti-semitic or otherwise bigoted advertising, and if the ads were somehow automated, I would think they would be monitored to avoid such things.

Wouldn’t you?

The very first thing?

“No Jews were harmed in the making of these loans.”

0% loans to Jews w/ good credit?

Do I get a prize?

Loans for people who would rather not deal with Jews?

First thing that comes to mind? “This sounds like a trick question.”

My first interpretation was the same as Stoid’s. The correct interpretation never occurred to me. In a world that once featured signs such as “No dogs or Irish,” “Jew-free loans” does not sound particularly outlandish.

  1. The advertiser is an idiot.

  2. They don’t open on Saturdays?

  3. Is this some moron advertising there are no Jews working in his business? Let’s bold option 1).

  4. Interest-free loans for Jews? Are they no-commision too? Brings us back to 1) in any case.

My first reading was that the ad was saying, “We really want a law suit from the Jewish Anti-Defamation League.”

If it really were “loans not given by those who follow Judaism,” I would’ve expected it to be phrased “Jew Free Loans,” not “Jewish Free Loans.” After all, those who follow Judaism are rarely called “Jewish” as a standalone noun (as opposed to an adjective), and if someone were that anti-Semitic, they probably wouldn’t shy away from the offensive phrasing.

On the intertubes there is no such thing as ‘too ridiculous’.

Ditto.

I was already aware of Hebrew Free Loan Associations, so this was not a big deal to me.

Interest-free loans for Jewish people

Jewish people can get loans at 0% interest.

That ad is telling me that someone somewhere needs to learn to write more clearly.

Free loans for Jews…

Loans with no Jews involved…

So, I get a free Jew with my loan?

What Cat Whisperer said.

First thing I thought was it’s saying “Our loans don’t have the taint of Jew in them”.