Quit using fucking massive fonts in threads, arseholes. (Brief, to the point)

[Harborwolf]

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Kinda fun to see a joke resurrected just so it can be beaten to death again.

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[sturmhauke]

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[High_Cheese]

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[Spongemom]

@sturmhauke

all those smilies…

Damn… :eek:

[Gadfly]

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[Shirley_Ujest]

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[Lady_LovelyLocks]

Funniest F’ing thread, ever. And I mean that.

[ivylass]

Damn, sturmhawke, that hurt my eyes!

[Harborwolf]

:eek: Bravo sturmhauke. That’s some serious fucking art right there You are some kind of genius.

[sturmhauke]

Yes, bask in my radiant glory. Although I don’t know if it’s fucking art, the mods don’t appreciate that sort of thing.

[Lobsang]

@TheLoadedDog

Why the fuck do I bother opening this thread when all the funny stuff has been done?

[sub]My life story.

Shit. I think I’m about to bump an old thread that was linked from a new thread.

fuckit.[/sub]

[Lobsang]

Oh fucking fuck. I hardly ever do that. I hope I can be forgiven! This thread is like half ayear old!