Look baby, I know I said I was cool with it, but I’m not. I know you’re just doing it to make money and get through school, but I can’t bear the thought of you being up on stage and all those fat pigs in the crowd staring at you. I know my job at the gas station ain’t paying that much, but I swear I will support you and all of your kids if you just STOP dancing!
In fact…
::gets down on one knee and pulls out a small box:::
Since we’re here on national TV, I want to ask you if you’ll marry me… What’s that?? You want to tell me something first?? Sure, no problem, let me hear it… you know I’ll love you no matter what…
YOU’VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH YOUR CUSTOMERS!!!
You fucking whore!! I’ll kill you!! You low-life skank piece of shit!! How could you do this to me!! I loved you and you betrayed me!!!
::held back by guards:::
Fuck you!! Fuck you!! You can just keep fucking those fat assholes at the bar because I’m moving out!! Would it have been that hard to just keep your legs closed for two fucking hours!! You piece of shit!!
Yeah, bring your brother out here, I don’t give a fuck! I’ll kick his little pussy ass, too! Fucking punk, don’t talk shit to me!
::held back by guards::
Motherfucker!! Fuck, shit, piss, ass, cock, cunt, bitch, whore!!!
YOU’RE SLEEPING WITH HIM?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!?
I kill the both of you!! Sick-ass pieces of white trash shit!! Your sick, the both of you!! Yeah, you can have her fat ass, you little bitch-ass pussy, but not before I kick the shit out of you! Fuck you!! Fuck you!! Fuck you!!!
::grabs a chair and guards intervene::
I’ll break this shit over your head, motherfucker!!!
::Finally settles down and takes seat::
You’ve got one more thing to say?? So what, I don’t give a fuck, why don’t you just go backstage and screw your brother, you whore piece of shit… Okay, fine, I’ll listen…
YOU’RE A MAN!!!