Yag: You haven’t had the right steak.
Well, I suppose I should modify that a bit…I don’t eat uncooked meat, so any steak I eat has to have no pink.
Totino’s used to be 5 for 6 bucks. I mean honestly can you think of a better way to spend 6 bucks? I cannot.
Someone said they get 10 of them for 10 bucks? Where do you buy them at that price? I don’t think I have ever seen them that cheap. I would buy a deep freezer and stock it full of them if I could find them at that price.
One of the best (worst?) moments in my life was when I discovered Totino’s Pizza Rolls in a “party size” bag instead of the little box. At least I could fool myself the box was a single serving!
You sure you’re not thinking of Tombstone? I’ve never seen Totino’s that high, and I live in expensive-grocery-land. Even Peapod in my area has 'em for $2.35. They’re almost always “on sale” somewhere for 10 for $10.
And yes, I may be required to turn in my Chicago badge for this, but I do love Totino’s. It ain’t good pizza, but it’s “pizza” that is GOOD!
For whatever the reasons (theological, personal, or Hi Opal!) you haven’t had the right steak.
Ribeye, montreal steak seasoning, seared on the outside, warm pink on the inside (bout 6 minutes a side)
lurvely. Almost better than a Totinos pizza. 
While I would never attempt to argue that Totinos are better than steak, they require almost no judgement or attenion to prepare. I am quite fond of food that can be prepared with automated oven equipment. My steaks are generally a tad bit tough and crispy.
A few years ago, I had an eye injury and my husband didn’t know what to do to make me feel better, so he went to the grocery.
He bought a bulk box of pizza rolls. Inside the box were two giant bags of pizza rolls.
Inside the bags were something like 180 pizza rolls.
Inside the pizza rolls were something like 1 fritillion calories of mouth burning goodness. I’m pretty sure we had eaten the entire box, and nothing but the entire box, by the time I could see again.
Damn. Now I want Totinos.
Not only is Marmite delicious*, but eating it is like recycling**! 
*or horrible - there is no neutral ground 
**MArmite is made from brewing by-products :eek:
If you take two Totinos pizzas and invert one over the other, you have a Totinos pizza sammich*. Twice the Totinos, twice as tasty.
*Serves 6, or one poor hungry college student.
I lived on those things when I was a kid. Might be part of the reason I gained all that weight. I could never believe that the best oven pizza was also the cheapest. It was like some sort of gift from the gods.
I can’t find Totino’s Party Pizza around here! I’ve paid up to a few bucks for it and it is truly good eats.
For my kids the perfect food is macaroni and cheese.
Cheap, 75 cents on sale, when I get it by the case.
I think the only thing that equals those cheap-ass 10-for-10 pizzas are those cheap-ass 10-for-10 burritos. Oh man, when I was in college, I would just take the entire 50-count (i think?) box out of the freezer at Kroger and put it in my cart.
I must disagree with everyone in this thread. Nature’s most perfect food is, as everyone knows, sweetened condensed milk. This is simply not up for debate.
Not to make light of your injury, but I’d totally give up my eyesight for a day or so if I could eat a giant box of Totino’s Pizza Rolls. Without feeling sick. And without gaining weight. I might be dreaming the impossible dream.
You might be.
Would it change things if I told you that the eye injury was caused by a cat claw in my eyeball? 
I believe that “Totino’s Crisp Crust Party Pizza” is the 4th most beautiful phrase in the English language*. Add “Combination flavor” and it might move up to 3rd.
[RIGHT]** = Not that you asked, but (3) “Let’s get naked,” (2) “clearance sale,” and (1) “premium open bar.”*[/RIGHT]
The only thing I miss about the SuperWalMart in my tiny college town was that it stocked these gems for less than $1. Sigh…
They are definitely food, because my husband and I lived on these and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for at least one very broke semester. Of course, you don’t even want to know what that did for my cholesterol levels…
Yeah, but once you eat your roommates, then what?