"Pizza is the sweetest fruit that God ever put on the vine...

…and I’d no sooner eat just one kind of pizza than drink only one kind of wine."

John Denver said that.

For me, today, it would be a Godfather’s combo: beef,sausage, peperoni, mushroom, black olive, onion.

:ahem:
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

:burp:

We have a Costco Meat Lovers waiting in the refridgerator for tonight’s repast.

Pizza is nature’s most perfect food.

From the comfort of your couch you can pick up the phone and 45 minutes have delivered a meat lover’s pizza, a dozen wings and a 2 liter coke. No matter what else is wrong with our country, this ability alone places it permanantly in the category of “a perfect society.”

“In Soviet Russia, pizza tops YOU…”

Sorry…

Give me a good Canadian bacon and pineapple pizza once a month. Is that too much to ask?

And not ham! There is a diffference!

I like mine classic: fresh good tomatoes, well made mozzerella, basil and a bit of olive oil and oregano. Perfect!

I could live on pizza. And chili. If there’s two things I could live on, it would be pizza and chili.

Pizza topped with mushrooms, onions, and sausage. Add perhaps a side of ranch for dipping, and that my friends is what I call my Tuesday evening.

My perfect pie consists of sausage, fresh tomato, fresh mushrooms, and if I’m lucky, fresh garlic and basil.

My long-term health was seriously affected the day I realized I could order and pay for a pizza online.

Extra cheese and veggie please.

Thin crust, good Italian sausage, and mushrooms. And chili flakes and parmesan shaken generously over the top.

Pineapple and olive pizza. Online ordering was invented so people like me could order pizza without all the incredulous looks.

My reasoning is - I love Hawaiian pizza, but I’m vegetarian, so I need something salty to replace the ham or Canadian bacon.

Sausage, olives, oregano, and some of that Papa John’s garlic sauce. Oh, and anchovies! nom nom nom indeed.

My GF and I have a standing pizza date every Thursday. We’ve been trying to work our way down the menu. I finally convinced her of the virtues of Hawaiian.

Actually, I didn’t. But hey, extra pineapple for me!

If God ate bacon, it would be anchovies.

God LOVES bacon. That’s why he forbade it’s consumption. More for Him, y’see?

I don’t even need to pick up the phone! I can order pizza right from my TiVo. Ordering pizza with your TV remote is oddly satisfying.

I loves me a “SMOG mit”…sausage, fungus, onion, green pepper, green olives and banana peppers, double sauce, Chicago cut (square cut), thin crust. Da missus likes a Canadian bacon, pineapple and fungus combo. Northern Lights Pizza, a Des Moines chain that, TBTG, came to the KC metro area makes the best.

And for chrissakes, please tip the delivery guy.

The last pizza* we had delivered we ordered online and paid for with a credit card. I added the tip then. The pizza got there quicker than it ever had before, with extra peppers and dipping sauce tossed in gratis. The delivery guy thanked me for the tip most effusively, which makes me think most of the people in this town are cheap bastards who stiff the help.

*It was a Papa John’s Tuscan Special, for those of you who are keeping score.