Quiz: who do you sue?

Rachel Corrie, a student at The Evergreen State College in Olympia, was protesting in front of a Palestinian home in a refugee camp in Rafah, near the Egyptian border, in March of 2003. She was an activist, trying to prevent the destruction of Palestinian homes in the area. Apparently, a bulldozer operated directly or indirectly by the Israeli Defense Forces, who were clearing Palestinian homes from the land, plowed over her. She was killed.

Certainly this is a tragedy.

So - who do you sue?

A. The Palestinians, for negligently building homes in an area they knew, or should have known, was claimed by the Israelis

B. The Israeli Defense Force, for plowing over a woman instead of real estate

C. The estate of Yasser Arafat, for Arafat’s role in creating this dangerous tension

D. The bulldozer manufacturer
Answer here.

How about we just skip to the punch line where you try to convince us that it was all the fault of gay democrats?

-Joe

whoever has deepest pockets, of course

Didn’t even need to look. This whole thing had a thread a while ago.

Personally, I blame the parents who raised an idiot. Nothing against the deceased, but standing in front of a bulldozer - an armored one in this case - is hella dumb.

And merijeek, why in the hell did you bring american party politics into this? Maybe you should find a hobby.

Peddle your non-sequiters somewhere else, please.

I’m going to answer before I follow the link. I believe the rules of this game are:
Sue someone with some money. Sue someone you can realistically beat, or at least maneuver into a settlement. Enlist other potential targets as your allies in exchange for your going after someone else.

The answer is therefore D) the bulldozer manufacturer. They have money, they can be beaten easier than a govt. entity, and your other parties will be quick to turn on them if it means they will not be targets.

The one with the biggest tits? Oops, sorry, that’s the punch line to a joke. How about -the one you have the best chance of getting money from? How’d I do?

This shit is absurd.

Nice omission:

You’re a lawyer. You know very well that lawyers follow the money and it was most likely one of your colleagues who advised the Corries to file against Caterpillar.
Physician heal thyself.

Of course if the allegations in the suit are true that the company “violated international and state law” why shouldn’t they be fined at least?

Sounds like an attempt to call attention to the whole matter, get some press, etc.

And it’s “whom”.

(On preview, Waverly has some good points.)

I think that is his/her hobby :wink:
Are we going to see bulldozers redesigned with soft rubber blades, or just big red warnings written on the blade “Danger, this is a bulldozer”

Well A is just bullshit.

B seems like a good option at least to me. Operating a bulldozer and running over someone seems to me like a negligent action or a bizzare accident. I’ll take the safe bet and say that some sort of negligent action took place here.

C isn’t a half bad choice but the lack of Israeli leadership on your list smacks of a not so hidden agenda.

D is just stupid.

They must have gone to the Steve Dallas school on who to sue.

When Steve had his back broken by Sean Penn for taking his picture, he listed the possible defendants in a suit.

  1. Opus? No… never sue poor people

  2. Sean Penn? No… never sue celebrities

  3. Minolta - for not putting a warning label on the camera? Yep. because their a rich corperation.
    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Sometimes the world is better than The Onion.

Tonka Construction Toys Banned Because of Stupid Dead College Student

Meh, Darwin’s law. You see a bulldozer coming at you and you don’t get out of the way? Pfft.

That painted warning wouldn’t last through a day of normal operation. We ought to sue the paint company for having to redo it every night.

Ya think?
You just failed your LCAT.

If you can read this, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!

I say they ought to toss the lawyer in front of the same dozer, what an asshat.

Rename them “Idiot Dozers”. I’ve never seen one used on a bull. At least there would be truth in advertising…

Wal-Mart?