I’ve been a great fan of 24 for the last 4 years. I have the first 3 seasons on DVD and love to watch them on the treadmill. I never miss an episode.
Last week I saw a small bit talking about racial profiling and stereotyping on 24 and I got to thinking that it really is quite egregious.
So, for your amusement and outrage I present you with the bigotry, racism, and sexism that is the world of 24. As far as I can tell, the following is inviolate within the context of the show.
Black Women - You simply cannot trust a black woman. All black woman are highly intelligent but incredibly manipulative and amoral bitches. They have no concept of morality.
Black Men - Black men all have positions of power and responsibility. However they are total pussies and incapable of decisive action due to their wishy-washiness. They talk a nice game about making moral stands, but they are ultimately hypocrites.
Skinny white women with short hair - These women are either stupid and worthless or else they are complete psycopaths with all the manipulative ability of black women with an added fanaticism and urge to kill that would make Hannibal Lector blanche.
Women bosses - Female bosses are shortsighted and driven by politics. They will choose poorly, make stupid orders, and block competant people while letting their personal lives and feelings interfere with the workplace and the safety of the nation
Young ladies - Young ladies are simply unequipped for survival in the world of 24. Their lives are simply one long series of emergencies based on their own stupidity. The direness of the emergency is directly related to their attractiveness.
Young men - Young men will inevitably get killed, seriously wounded, lose a limb or end up in jail as a result of their association with young ladies (OK, so I guess this one’s accurate.)
Computer nerds - can control anything instantaneously. They are damn near omnipotent, but have no moral direction or self-starting abilities. They must be manipulated or told what to do or else they will just stare at their screens blankly.
Men with English accents - Men with English accents are always turncoats or traitors.
Men with Foreign accents other than English -They are always evil.
White American Males White American Males are intelligent and adaptable and goal oriented. They never fail to see the big picture, and always make appropriate moral decisions within this context. They are the only people that really no what’s going on and can generally only be manipulated or bested (albeit temporarily) by skinny white women with short hair. White American Males are physically indestructable and can be knocked unconscious, tortured, and even killed with little effect, due to their supreme willpower. They can even kick heroin cold turkey.
Hispanic men Hispanic men fall into two categories: In the first you may consider them as White American Males in training (or Incompetant White American Males.) In the second category they are drug dealers with open shirts who sneer a lot. Sometimes they pose as one kind while being the other, but you can always seperate what kind of hispanic you are dealing with by whether or not he sneers.
Muslims Muslims are fanatical terrorists. Every single one. Women, children, babies, it doesn’t matter.
I think that’s it.