A white guy sees a black guy’s dick at the urinal next to him, and he says, “I sure wish I had one like yours.”
The black guy says, “You can…just tie a string around it, put the string down your pants leg, and hang a weight on the end of the string. You’ll have one like mine in no time.”
A few weeks later, they meet again.
The black guy says, “So how’s it working?”
The white guy says, “Great…I’m half way there.”
The black guy says, “What do you mean?”
The white guy says, “It’s black.”
I agree with Mofo, that there aren’t that many jokes which are targeted specifically to white people, but rather, to different nationalities, religion, location, or hair-color:
McGinty works at the local brewery, and one day he falls in a huge vat of beer and drowns. At the funeral, his wife is crying, “Oh, Sean, you never had a chance.”
His foreman says, “What do you mean, never had a chance? He got out twice to piss!”
How do you make Polish sausage?
You use retarded pigs.
What do you call it when an Italian has one arm?
A speech impediment.
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi go into the jungle to do missionary work, and they’re given a jeep to get around in.
Before they get in, the minister says, “Bless this jeep…”
The priest sprinkles on some Holy Water…
And the rabbi cuts six inches off the tailpipe. ;j
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.
What does a redneck girl say after sex?
“Get off me, Daddy. You’re crushing my Marlboros.”
What do you get when you have 17 rednecks in one room?
A full set of teeth.
What do you call a blonde with pig-tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.
Why don’t blondes water ski?
Because when their pussies get wet they fall on their backs.
And appropriately for this thread…
Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder. 