Why is it, every FUCKING time I go to the grocery store, I invariably encounter some fucking family that felt the need to bring EVERYONE in the family to the store.
To put it another way, when did a trip for groceries turn into a FUCKING FAMILY VACATION?
Leave your goddamned kids at home. No one wants to hear them scream like they’ve been stuck with a hot branding iron because you won’t buy them sugary junk or the No-Panty Barbie.
Whatever happened to make a list and send one person? For fuck’s sake, you can call them or text them if you left something off the list. But leave grandma, grandpa, cousin Cletus, aunt Gladys and ALL your kids at home.
By the way, the sample stations at Costco are not a FUCKING LUNCH COUNTER. If you block the aisle with your cart because you’re getting a piece of polska kielbasa on a piece of sourdough, I’m going to read-end it like a semi hittiing a bicycle.
There should be millions more abortions and mandatory sterilization for people this stupid.