Anyone want to take this guy off our hands? I don’t know why we even have him in the first place; A.C. finds dolls freaky.
All offers entertained.
Freaky? You mean creepy as hell, right?
Pretty much, yeah. 
Since starting this thread, I have learned that this was given to us by a former neighbor who vastly overstated its value.
Don’t you hate it when people rip you off like that?
You should just start a White Elephant thread and get rid of it that way.
We could clean him up and take him to Goodwill…
Remove his head. Bury it deep, preferably far from your home. The body goes on a huge pyre. Minimally.