Raiden wins. Flawless victory.

[Speaker_for_the_Dead]

@Clockwork And Candy

Wait. My friends Mum was talking on the phone during a thunderstorm and was electrocuted. It happened twice, which I think is rare.

I’d say!

[Marley23]

Very sorry about your friend, BabaBooey.

@Miller

S’okay. I’ve got a tank of liquid nitrogen, a hammer, and big plans.

If I bothered with the sig line thing anymore, I would be honor-bound to make this my new one.

@Speaker for the Dead

@Clockwork And Candy

Wait. My friends Mum was talking on the phone during a thunderstorm and was electrocuted. It happened twice, which I think is rare.

I’d say!

Yeah- you’d think she would learn the first time!

[Podkayne]

People ask me why I refuse to go out running when there’s lightning. Hah, I say. HAH!

I do not want my obituary to read, “Podkayne Fries, 32, was struck dead by lightning yesterday while jogging in a thunderstorm.” The odds of actually getting struck are miniscule, but man, what a stupid-ass way to die.

[sinjin]

@Clockwork And Candy

fake edit: Wait. My friends Mum was talking on the phone during a thunderstorm and was electrocuted. It happened twice, which I think is rare.

To be killed by lightning twice? Practically unheard of. To be electrocuted twice via phone? Well, maybe she should indulge in some, er, indulgences. Possibly she should put Zues on her blocked call list. Reach out and touch sosmeone, indeed.