I’ve been away from a computer for a while so I’m a little late in posting this…
48 - 21?!?!?! Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
You silver and black face painted fuckwits! You ranted about your offensive supremacy, the semi-gaudy numbers posted by your MVP quarterback, Rice, Brown, Porter, Garner…HA!
“We’re the favorite.”
“Our large offensive line will negate the pass rush from your smallish defensive front four.”
“You’re secondary won’t be able to cover Rice, Brown, Porter, AND Garner.”
I’ve waited a long time to see my Bucs win the Superbowl. Since my creamsicle orange childhood, I’ve waited, prayed, and hoped that they’d somehow pull themselves out of the sewer. Now that they’ve done so, it’s SO much sweeter that the victory was an absolute ass-whipping of the Oakland Raiders. To see the dejected faces of Al Davis, Jerry Porter, Frank Middelton, that asshole Rich Gannon, and those troglodytes they call fans with their skulls and spikes and chains…GOD THAT WAS GREAT!!!
Thank you World Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers!!
Ehh, when Tampa makes it to oh, about 4 or 5 more SB’s and wins a couple more of them, then have at it. We got smoked by the SI jinx two weeks before, so I knew the Raiiid-uhss had no chance…
You go on ahead and reminisce about past Superbowl victories if it makes you feel any better. So what if the Bucs broke or tied numerous records against your cadre of old farts. So what if they thoroughly dominated and embarrassed the entire Raider nation in front of the second largest TV viewing audience in history. I’m sure that looking at old pictures of Jake the Snake make the ass-whipping feel so much better.
Go on. Go down into your basement, flip through the brown and decaying copies of the Oakland Tribune and dream of yesteryear if it soothes the pain. As your tears soak the front of your Tim Brown jersey, just remember… World Champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Yeah, and Kenny’ll never be forgotten, because he was a legendary Bama player, and he’s announcing their games back home. Welcome back, Kenny. To the pros I say, “Fie!”