This (and the crazy real situation) reminds me of Austin Powers adamantly denying ownership of his penis pump - followed by presentation of a litany of evidence indicating he was indeed the owner.
That was the english speaking half of the room though.
The part where you used stuffed Don’s hair piece into a vodka bottle and used it as an improvised torch for a rousing rendition of “Отава Ё – Сумецкая” really should have had a better reaction though.
I was just there to translate. The only problem is, I only know one Russian word, “no” (nyet), and nobody ever used that word. So I didn’t have much to do.
I wonder how Senior will feel once it’s revealed that more people attended Junior’s meeting than his inauguration?
I was there, but it wasn’t technically treason.
In case you aren’t familiar with the game Clue, that’s how one wins: You have to figure out who committed the murder, where it was done, and with which weapon. I wasn’t suggesting…
Yes, I am familiar with it. Like most people. :rolleyes: In case you didn’t pick up on it, I riffed off your choice of a phallic object from the *Clue *weapon collection. You could have said “Paul Manafort with poison in the library,” (or dining room, kitchen, hall, conservatory) in which case I might have made reference to an umbrella.
Cracked me up, it did!
You people are just jealous because you’re poor. Don’t be jealous of your betters.
Did the sign also have that picture of Trump making those faces from when he mocked that handicapped reporter?
Once again, another social event I was not invited to.
I was there deleting Anthony Weiner’s pictures from Sergei Kislyak’s phone.
Just as well— Trump Sr. probably would’ve saddled you with a demeaning nickname like “Low Center of Gravity Jamie.”
I went but was turned away at the door for not being fit or shapely enough.
That was after the party, and most of the guests had left.
You don’t even see the hookers in that picture.
LOL. As if he’d know what “center of gravity” meant. Good one! 
I was just there to use the bathroom, but it wasn’t handicapped accessible.
I was there disguised as a cocktail waitress. Don Sr. was there and he got a bit of surprise when he tried to grab me by the pussy. The Russian lawyer was most interested in locating moose and squirrel.