Okay, I confess. I was there. The snacks were good, but no booze. Except some guys had flasks of vodka, but they wouldn’t share. I was offered Kool-Ade, but I didn’t drink any.
I could swear I saw some Dopers lurking in the shadows.
I was just there for the taco bowl.
I was just passing through, I swear! shifty eyes
No, but I was at his meeting with the North Koreans.
Oh, wait … I think I wasn’t supposed to talk about that.
That was me in the corner, with the surreptitious video camera tucked into my g-string.
Oops.
I’ve said too much already…
I was the waiter. When things got slow they asked me to tell funny stories. But there was no translator so half the room was dead silent.
I might have been there. If I was, it was a nothing burger or it was to help kids get adopted. No big deal.
Why are we even talking about this? Let’s talk about the real news – Hillary’s emails!
Dammit, I was there too. I have not yet been identified though. Oops…
I got stuck in traffic. By the time I got there everyone was gone and the cleanup crew were dismantling the bleachers.
I tried to go. Who knew? Trump Tower isn’t handicap accessible. 
There’s actually a sign in the parking lot, “Wheelchairs are for losers.”
Trump Tower? Nobody goes there anymore.
Too crowded.
Now I know you were there, because those were the snacks: nothingburgers!
Good one.
I didn’t have time to be there in person so I video-conferenced. It was kind of boring, I mostly just played Solitaire while they talked about rigging the election.
:eek: Did you record the stream?
Paul Manafort, in the Library, with the Candlestick!
Oh god where’s the eye bleach!
I wasn’t there, and anyone who says I was is lying!. I totally wasn’t. Fake news!
And if next week you find some evidence I was there, then OK I was, but I wasn’t listening or talking. I was just there to water the plants.
And if the week after that you find records of me participating it’s only because, having ended up in the meeting by accident, I got drawn into the conversation.
And OK, yes if in a month’s time it turns out that there are emails showing that I was the who organised the meeting, set the agenda and chaired it, it’s only because Obama made me do it by not preventing me.
AI: beep I. Was. There. beep
Me: You were not!
AI: beep I. Am. Everywhere. beep
Me: Uh oh. That can’t be good.
I was there, of course, and a fine time was had by all.
Wanna hear all the juicy details? Sorry. But get me that immunity deal, and I’ll tell you whatever your li’l ol’ ears wish to hear!