Raisins are nature's boogers.

[cmyk]

Sweet pickles are the devil’s penis.

But, that’s whole 'nother thread.

[Sublight]

@cmyk

Raisins are nature’s boogers.

Yes, that they are.

[Lavender_Falcon]

@cmyk

Some freak somewhere, right now – right this very instant – is toying with the idea of putting raisins in spaghetti. And he’ll do it too. Oh yes, he’ll fucking do it.

It’s already been done.

[cmyk]

sobs

Is nothing sacred?!
What’s next, someone posting in the color booger, and calling themselves The Raisinist?

[DooWahDiddy]

@Inigo_Montoya

Raisin is a pretty cool word too, by the way. If I were a rapper I’d try to work raisin into my stage name.

“I’m the amazin Rappin’ Raisin
my lyrics are plump and brazen…”

Yeah…and I’d be a total punk dissin’ on the puffy-skinned youths leaking juice from the grilles on they go’d toofs. Don’t be comin to my box until you’ve given your last drop … bitches.

You must be too young to remember the California Raisins. Consider yourself lucky.

And raisins rule, especially when mixed with dried fruit and M&M’s.

P.S. Yes, I know the California Raisins were more of an R&B group than rappers, but a singing raisin is a singing raisin.

[cmyk]

@DooWahDiddy

You must be too young to remember the California Raisins. Consider yourself lucky.

And raisins rule, especially when mixed with dried fruit and M&M’s.

P.S. Yes, I know the California Raisins were more of an R&B group than rappers, but a singing raisin is a singing raisin.

Nonetheless, they were fucktards. All of 'em.

[Jenaroph]

@cmyk

sobs
Is nothing sacred?!
What’s next, someone posting in the color booger, and calling themselves The Raisinist?

This post has been boogered by the…

Remarkably, so-called golden raisins are fairly well booger-colored.

[cmyk]

Well, I’ll be damned.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@cmyk

Well, I’ll be damned.

Here. Have a raisin. That’ll make you feel better.

[cmyk]

@Least_Original_User_Name_Ever

Here. Have a raisin. That’ll make you feel better.

Don’t even joke, man.