Random Dumbass Commercial Quote Thread!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Pardon me… do you have any grey poop on?

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HA HA HA That was a good one!

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little. yellow. different.

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Don’t get mad, get Glad!

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I want my Maypo!

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My dog is better then your dog.

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Pour some shook-up ramon on me

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“Ancient Chinese secret!”

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Woman - FDS Woman, so pure and confident…
Arrrrr

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I just saved a bundle on my car insurance.

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same, same, same, same,
different, different.
Arby’s is different.
Different is better.

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SAVES YOU MONEY!!! (Then Mattress Mac jumps up and down, waving money.)

This is local , but it drives me INSANE!!!

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I like that most big ticket purchases are made by cable viewers, but…I’m selling trucks here. Does cable work for men?

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Sorry, Charlie.

Arrgh.

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You’re killing me, Larry!!!

(I think that’s just local, but it’s pretty stupid)

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Uh Oh, Spaghettios! Matey!

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Pretty sneaky, sis.

The whole McGriddle “It’s not that bizarre” dialogue.

  • (for Pirates Day) “Yarrrrrr, Doc, use the hand without the hook…”*
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Spicy Spicy Spicy
C’mon they’re not that spicy.
Yeah, but they are
Spicy Spicy

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aye “Good stuff, eh Maynard?”

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Refrigerator Raider, arrrrr.