Random Dumbass Commercial Quote Thread!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Muncha Buncha
Muncha Buncha
Muncha Buncha
Muncha Buncha
Fritos go with lunch.

Muncha Buncha
Muncha Buncha
Muncha Buncha
Muncha Buncha
Fritos go with lunch.

Muncha Buncha, Muncha Bunch.
Muncha Buncha, Muncha Bunch.
Muncha Buncha Fritos go with lunch!

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WOW! That’s some speecy spicey meet-a-ball!! ARRRegano?

43

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow

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800-588-2300 Empire!

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Butter

Butter
Parrrrrrrrr-Kayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

46

Clap on …

Clap off …

Clap on, clap off … The Clapper

47

Raymond, are you constipated?

Don’t squeeze the Charmin.
Mom did you ever feel not-so-fresh?
I just realized all my slogans are below the belt - should I be worried?

48

“With a name like Smuckers it has to be good…”

huh? Ever considered another name, Smegma perhaps?

49

No, I haven’t thought about a new name, but maybe I should.

50

The Home Depot. You can do it. We can help.

Arr, that be so dumb, it makes me parrot cry.

51

Bwuck Bwuck! Thanks Easter Bunny!

(Arr! Cadbury Eggs, Maties!)

52

“Pardon me, do you have any Bugle Boy Jeans?”
“But of course. Is that Grey Poupon you’re wearing?”

53

We make money the old fashioned way. We earrrn it.

54

Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!

55

“You’ve got a lot to live,
And Pepsi’s got a lot to give…”

56

Inde…

…gestion.

57

Argghh!! Not going any where for a while. Eh Matey!

You sank my battleship! Now ye walks the plank.

58

How do you spell relief?

R-O-L-A-I-D-S

59

Isn’t that Nicorette, matey? “You can quit. Nicorette can help.” Or are they just that similar?

Everything’s better with bu-bonic!
errrr, Blue Bonnett.

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Denny’s: A good place to sit and eat.

(I have investigated, and found that it is most definitely not a good place to sit. And if you think I actually ate, you’re crazy.)