On your body. Off your mind.
Silly rabbit Trix are for Kids
“Yesterday they shut off my phone service. Now what am I supposed to do?”
(Pay your freakin’ bill, idiot!)
Or
Honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!
(A local commercial but as many times as I’ve been by his office, I’ve never heard anyone honk.)
Or
Hoverround!..uond!..ound!..ound!..
“Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee.”
I don’t know why. It just irritates me.
“Plop. Plop. Fizz. Fizz.”
That just sounds nasty.
“Shop happy. Be happy.” - Kohl’s
Sorry, shopping is not that important to me.
I can pull them off and on! Mommy WOW! I’m a big kid now.
Now shiver me timbers!
It’s a happy Fizzies party.
Time to make the donuts!
Who ate all the Fruzhen Gladja? (pardon the butchered spelling)
“license and registration please?”
“oh I’m sorry, I dont have any insurance”
“you do know its against the law to drive with insurance dont you?”
“yes officier, but insurance is so expensive!”
whoops, I meant withOUT insurance. heh, that commercial always cracks me up
Yogi: “And dey give ya caish. Which’s jus as good as money.” (AFLAC - local?)
allo[/size[size=3]VEEEEERA!
lets try that again:
alloVEEEEERA!
Riiiiiiiiicolaaaaaaaa!
… and, they are mild.
“I lowered my cholesterol”
Choosy moms choose Jif!
It slices, it dices…!
I feel like chicken tonight!
Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner…
The snack that smiles back…Goldfish!
“I’ve got a Ford on my mind, mind, mind,
Ed Mullinax* is a friend of mine…”
- Northeast Ohio dealer