Hey, anybody seen the movie “Top Secret”?
“Wait, you dropped your phony dog poo.”
“What phony dog poo?”
I want to darken my hair. I wear my hair a dark rich brown and when it fades it tends to have a coppery-red look, which is pretty on most people but I hate on myself. I want to darken it again but this time add something that will offset the red. But everybody is telling me that they like it. I don’t know if I’ll just freshen up what is there or darken it anyway.
MaryAnn
Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck!
My ex boyfriend is one of the most childish, idiotic people I know.
You obviously haven’t met a few of mine…
“One of” she said …
“I know,” she said. If she knew some of mine, she probably wouldn’t have much to complain about with hers…
you should have met one of my long time ex girl friends who insisted that I choose between her and my bike…I think I should go and change the oil…
Cogito Ergo Vroom
I think therefore I ride fast…
Oh I dunno there, Drain…this ex of mine is a real winner. I think it might be pretty hard to top him.
My cat’s breath smells like catfood.
I just found a flea in my ear. Time to give the cat advantage again.
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
I am finally all moved. I still have lots of boxes to unpack here at the new place, but the worst of it is over, thank the gods. There is a car/pet wash area right ouside my apartment, so I took my cat boxes, my garbage can, and my bird perch out there to give them a good cleaning. There was some heavy duty grunge built up on my bird perch, so I set the machine on the car wash setting. My hand accidentally got in the way of the high pressure stream, and the water ripped the skin right off it! OUCH!
I can’t see–my cat is sitting in front of the monitor.
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
I found a pen today on the ground that said “Ricky Raccoon says: ‘Say no to drugs!’” For some reason I found that extremely funny. Hmm…maybe my brain is just a little too fried.
I don’t know how the billions will survive but I’ll believe in God when 1 and 1 is five.
A close online friend of mine is Missing, Believed Deceased.
Needless to say, I’m not a very happy Pippy.
Iwas missing once, and presumed deceased six times. Can I be your on-line friend?
“When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
Hunter Thompson
I got up sunday morning …early…only to be informed we are out of milk and someone has to go to the store
Hannu, my dad had a general suggestion about life.Actually 3, the first two were brush your teeth and take your vitamins. The third one I apply to the rest (wife, girl, motorcycle,work, relationships etc. etc.) : keep your tools clean.
Sven and Ole’s pizza
www.grandmaraismn.com/business.html
Just checking my new sig.
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I had this really big dump before I went into work- it almost made me late. I had to flush 3 times- that’s what we cow-gods call a healthy Jethro Bodine Crap. If anyone cares I can go into further detail (i.e. texture, smell, color…) but until then…
“How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”
“It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody & I’m wearing Milk Bone
underwear.” -from Cheers