Random poll.

[_Deep_F_ied]

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell? You know that smell of fresh plastic when you are in the lawn and garden area of a store where they keep inflatable plastic crap…you don’t? nevermind.

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread? Putting a cover sheet on my TPS report. Did you get the memo? yaaa. great.

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it) :eek:

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard? The “~” key.

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10? 9

6. Favourite girls name? Ariel

7. Favourite boy’s name? Zachary

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers? Lions

9. Cats or dogs? Cats all the way!

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler. 6.5

11. How many? (look this time) 2.75

12. What are you currently drinking? SoBe Green tea

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on) At work no TV.

14. When was the last time you ate fish? hmmm…About a week ago, I guess.

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring? Shmiegel

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today? I’m not sure I am “happy”. Perhaps satisfied is more apt.

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing? [Ren]You coveted my ice cream bar…PEOPLE always trying to take it from me…why won’t they leave me ALONE![/Ren]

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this? dunno

19. Count all the writing implements in view. Geez, around 10, I guess. Atleast at my production benches.

20. What time is it to the nearest second? 13:47:11

21. What musical instrument are you best at? none

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at? any

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female) Yikes, none of the above.

24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend? none

25. Which as a lover/SO? Kate Beckinsale

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black) uhhh, 1 I guess.

27. Name a breed of dog. Schnauzer

28. Invent a word. Moof - getting smoke from your own cigarette in your eye/s.

[Hostile_Dialect]

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
   Burning candles. Not aromatic candles—just your run-of-the-mill wax sort, on fire. The smell of candles was always a lovely thing for me because it was associated with Hannukah and therefore getting free stuff.

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
   NASCAR-type auto racing (I had “Going the Distance” by Cake on Party Shuffle on iTunes).

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
   d=) (pothead)

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
   ;

It sort of says “Well hold on there sir, here’s something else to consider…”

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
   7

6. Favourite girls name?
   Megan (my GF’s name)

7. Favourite boy’s name?
   David

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
   Tigers

9. Cats or dogs?
   Cats

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
    100?

11. How many? (look this time)
    Don’t have a centimeter stapler, and not about to count.

12. What are you currently drinking?
    Pepsi.

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
    N/A

14. When was the last time you ate fish?
    If sushi counts, sometime last week.

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
    Sam. (Counts?)

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
    I need to cut it.

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
    My Jimi Hendrix posters and my wallet senior pictures of my friends from HS.

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
    The picture thread.

19. Count all the writing implements in view.
    Three: two Sharpies (I burn a lot of CDs) and one pen in an empty Marlboro 79 Menthol pack I found at the table by the dorm parking lot where I often go to smoke. (I usually keep two pens in there, but I took one with me for a test today.)

20. What time is it to the nearest second?
    2:12:35 PM Arizona time (PST with no Daylight Savings).

21. What musical instrument are you best at?
    Guitar – but I suck at that too.

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
    Guitar.

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
    Cruise/Damon/Law.

24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?
    Tom Cruise.

25. Which as a lover/SO?
    Natalie Portman.

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
    Didn’t see the first one.

27. Name a breed of dog.
    Doperman (ha! Good typo, I’m keeping that one there.)

28. Invent a word.

scumbuggery.

The end.

[Greenback]

@Lobsang

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?

Skunk.

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?

hockey.

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)

:wally: But I never seem to find a place to use it.

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?

~

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?

1

6. Favourite girls name?

Chenoa

7. Favourite boy’s name?

Micah

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?

Lions

9. Cats or dogs?

Dogs

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.

N/A (No stapler)
I’ll guess there are 2.6 cm of staples in the next posters stapler.

11. How many? (look this time)

See next post.

12. What are you currently drinking?

Water

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)

N/A

14. When was the last time you ate fish?

Two weeks ago.

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?

Gandalf.

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?

Sure, its only hair.

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?

The first valentine I received from my son.

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?

Something in GD. I am in the mood to read.

19. Count all the writing implements in view.

6

20. What time is it to the nearest second?

16.15.18 CDT

21. What musical instrument are you best at?

Trombone

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?

Violin

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)

None of the above.

24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?

Jude Law

25. Which as a lover/SO?

Angelina Jolie.

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)

MIB I

27. Name a breed of dog.

Rottweiler

28. Invent a word.

icoptripitalite (sp?)

[Nutty_Bunny]

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?

Freshly mowed (mown?) grass

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?

Leaving work for the day

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?

~

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?

2

6. Favourite girls name?

Avery

7. Favourite boy’s name?

Joshua

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?

Tigers

9. Cats or dogs?

Cats!

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.

2.2

11. How many? (look this time)

3.4

12. What are you currently drinking?

Water

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)

I’m at work

14. When was the last time you ate fish?

Seafood alfredo about 2 weeks ago

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?

**The who of the what now? **

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?

Moderately

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?

My collection of mix CDs from the pre-Lars Napster days

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
    **
    None. I’m going home!**

19. Count all the writing implements in view.

18

20. What time is it to the nearest second?

5:19:32

21. What musical instrument are you best at?

Steering wheel drumming

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?

Piano

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)

Kate Beckinsale

24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?

Kirsten Dunst

25. Which as a lover/SO?

Jude Law

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)

Didn’t see the second

27. Name a breed of dog.
    **
    Pug (my favorite, but I don’t own one)**

28. Invent a word.

Survultive

[Loopydude]

@«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™

28. Invent a word. Moof - getting smoke from your own cigarette in your eye/s.

Somebody beat you to it.

[Avarie537]

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell? Mountain Berry Windex

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread? Only one more hour to go …

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it) :eek:

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard? ~

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10? 3

6. Favourite girls name? Cecelia

7. Favourite boy’s name? Maxwell

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers? Tigers

9. Cats or dogs? Dogs

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler. Five

11. How many? (look this time) Less than 1/2 (filled that baby up!)

12. What are you currently drinking? Nothing (ate way too much at lunch)

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on) N/A (I’m at work)

14. When was the last time you ate fish? I have no clue. I hate fish.

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring? N/A (never read it/seen the movies)

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today? Yup.

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing? My Pilates machine (never used it)

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this? No clue

19. Count all the writing implements in view. Without turning around, 17

20. What time is it to the nearest second? 4:20:48 PM

21. What musical instrument are you best at? Um … violin?

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at? Piano

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female) Kirsten Dunst

24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend? Natalie Portman

25. Which as a lover/SO? Tom Cruise

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black) MIB 1 (never saw 2)

27. Name a breed of dog. Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

28. Invent a word. I’m too brain dead for this right now.

[jjimm]

1. Petrol, until it went unleaded.

2. Giraffe’s & Mtgman’s hilarious double-act in another thread.

3. The barf smiley I designed.

4. ~

5. 6

6. Lorien

7. James

8. Tigers, of course

9. Cats, of course

10. 2cm

11. 3cm

12. Bicarbonate of Soda and water. Heartburn.

13. It’s off.

14. At the weekend

15. No idea

16. It’s OK. Could do with a cut

17. An iPod

18. Depends

19. 11

20. 22:20.20

21. Guitar

22. Mandola

23. Jude Law

24. Kate Beckinsale

25. Kate Beckinsale

26. Not seen the second one

27. Shitzu

28. I always thought I’d invented “prannock”. Seems I didn’t. “Morphactic”, then.

[Lobsang]

@jjimm

28. I always thought I’d invented “prannock”. Seems I didn’t. “Morphactic”, then.

Prannock! Now there’s a word I heard occasionally in my youth.

[betenoir]

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?

vinegar

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?

dinner

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)

:rolleyes:

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?

@

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?

9

6. Favourite girls name?

Christine

7. Favourite boy’s name?

Stephen
8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?

tigers

9. Cats or dogs?

cats

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.

2

11. How many? (look this time)

1

12. What are you currently drinking?

brandy and soda

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)

it isn’t

14. When was the last time you ate fish?

noon

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?

i have no idea

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?

no

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?

brandy and soda

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?

a thread on an S&M board about carbonated piss. No, really.

19. Count all the writing implements in view.

4

20. What time is it to the nearest second?

5:27 exactly (well it was when I started typing)

21. What musical instrument are you best at?

bass guitar

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?

bass guitar

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)

Jude Law

24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?

Jude Law

25. Which as a lover/SO?

Jude Law

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)

I haven’t seen MIB2

27. Name a breed of dog.

borzoi

28. Invent a word.

borzoi (as a verb)
The end.
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[Lobsang]

@betnoir

a thread on an S&M board about carbonated piss. No, really.

Beat this for question 18!!

[Ghanima]

1. my dog (she has a smell, I like it)
2. Work
4. a
5. 3
6. Kate
7. Jesse
8. lions
9. dogs
10. 3
11. 3
12. nothing
13. nothing
14. last night
15. mmm…legolas
16. I guess
18. The Doper name riddle game one
19. Oh sweet jesus…about 30
20. 2:44:20
21. piano
22. guitar
23. Natalie Portman
24. Natalie Portman
25. Natalie Portman
26. MIB 1
27. German Shepard
28. Caligulination: to dissolve into a depraved state. Example: “The caligulination of my office co-workers after 5 PM is quite impressive.”

[Rhiannon8404]

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell? horses

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread? Nothing, I was watching a rerun of LA Law

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it) :rolleyes:

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard? the space bar

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10? 6

6. Favourite girls name? Elizabeth

7. Favourite boy’s name? Charlie

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers? Tigers

9. Cats or dogs? dogs

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler. 4

11. How many? (look this time) 4.7

12. What are you currently drinking? Tea

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on) Murder, She Wrote (comes on after LA Law)

14. When was the last time you ate fish? about a month ago

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring? Sam

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today? No

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing? My horse, although from the happiness he brings me, he’s hardly useless

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this? Probably none, I need to get back to cleaning my house.

19. Count all the writing implements in view. 83, unfortunatley I’m in full view of my son’s art station

20. What time is it to the nearest second? 3:17:07

21. What musical instrument are you best at? Piano

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at? Piano

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female) Who? Ok, Dunst was in Spiderman, but I don’t know the others. Can’t I be Nicole Kidman?

24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend? I’ll go with Kirsten Dunst since I know who she is

25. Which as a lover/SO? Jude Law

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black) Didn’t see MIB 2

27. Name a breed of dog. Bassett Hound

28. Invent a word. Manetain - keeping your horses mane and tail clean and combed

[hocow]

1. gasoline

2. Dinner

3. :smack:

4. `~

5. 4…it’s my lucky number

6. Madison

7. Seth

8. Tigers

9. Definately dogs

10. Probably 1, if that.

11. A little less than half of a centimeter.

12. Diet Pepsi

13. Full House…ducks head in shame

14. Last month

15. Beats me.

16. No, because I got drenched on my way back from class.

17. My treadmill that collects dust. My one friend is always buggung me for it.

18. “How Do You Test Your Religion”

19. 4

20. 6:23 and 48 sec. Eastern Time

21. I have some piano skills.

22. Guitar

23. Natalie Portman

24. Natalie Portman

25. Matt Damon

26. MIB 1

27. American Bulldog

28. Squoop: the sinking feeling one gets when walking, and all of a sudden steps in a squishiness that can only be attributed to dog poop.

[foxymoron]

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
   Marijuana (I don’t smoke it myself, but I like to smell it on people who do.)

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
   Wondering if the dog is inside or out

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
   

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
   Enter

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
   3

6. Favourite girls name?
   Meredith

7. Favourite boy’s name?
   Elliot

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
   Lions

9. Cats or dogs?
   Cats

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
    One row minus one staple.

11. How many? (look this time)
    I’m not finding a metric ruler to measure staples.

12. What are you currently drinking?
    Sparkling Blackberry Juice

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
    Little Bear

14. When was the last time you ate fish?
    Thursday. It was seafood salad from the grocery store: faux crab, snow crab, and shrimp.

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
    Never read/seen it.

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
    No, and I’m wearing a bandana to prove it.

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
    My snowman collection.

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
    "what are the quintessential “Midwestern” movies? in Cafe Society

19. Count all the writing implements in view.
    3

20. What time is it to the nearest second?
    5:28:18 PM

21. What musical instrument are you best at?
    voice

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
    guitar

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
    Matt Damon or Natalie Portman

24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?
    Matt Damon or Natalie Portman

25. Which as a lover/SO?
    For sex: Kate Beckinsale; for a relationship: Matt Damon

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
    MIB the first

27. Name a breed of dog.
    Wheaten Terrier

28. Invent a word.
    streipsercrossen: my faux-german word for ‘plaid.’

[_Deep_F_ied]

@Loopydude

Somebody beat you to it.

Consider my ignorance faught. (Even though your link says it is supposed to be Moofo.)

How about Splanking - The act of hitting your teeth with a bottle or glass when attempting to drink.

[Lobsang]

For those who don’t know…

Natalie Portman - Padme Amidala (Starwars I and II)

Kate Beckinsale - Main female star in ‘Pearl Harbour’. Daughter of Peter Beckinsale (deceased) who was co-star with Ronnie Barker in ‘Porrige’.

Jude Law - Existenz, AI (the male prostitute), Sky captain and the world of tomorrow.

Matt Damon - Dogma, Bourne Identity, Bourne Supremacy.

Tom Cruise - You must be joking, you know who Tom Cruise is.

Fellowship members - Frodo, Sam, Merry Pippin, Legolas, Gimli, Gandalf, Aragorn, Boromir. (hope I didn’t miss anyone)

Not members - Arwen, Smeagol, King Theoden, Treebeard, all the bad, and secondary characters.

[Lobsang]

@foxymoron

Wondering if the dog is inside or out

Glad you said ‘or’!

[Dogzilla]

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
   Puppy bellies
2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
   I was thinking about making a black bean burrito for dinner and if I could wait long enough to post here first or if I’m so hungry I need to go eat NOW. I decided I could wait.
3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
   :dubious:
4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
   The little apple key.
5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
   I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I don’t have any particularly strong feelings about numbers.
6. Favourite girls name?
   Mary
7. Favourite boy’s name?
   Michael
8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
   Tigers.
9. Cats or dogs?
   I have two dogs and one cat, but only because the other cat died a couple months ago. I don’t have a preference.
10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
    I don’t have a stapler at home.
11. How many? (look this time)
    No, really. And I can’t believe it myself. Fifteen years of office work and I’ve never stolen a stapler. I must be slipping.
12. What are you currently drinking?
    Nothing at the moment
13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
    It’s downstairs, and off at the moment.
14. When was the last time you ate fish?

• Yesterday. I had a tuna salad on whole wheat pita with lettuce and swiss and blue corn chips on the side. It was delicious. *

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?

• I dig the elf. Legolas. *

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
    I haven’t given the matter much thought.
17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
    Ummm… what?
18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
    I’m not. I told you, I’m logging off to go make a burrito.
19. Count all the writing implements in view.
    5
20. What time is it to the nearest second?
    06:41:03 EDT
21. What musical instrument are you best at?
    I suck at them all.
22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
    drums or guitar
23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
    None of the above
24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?
    *Meh. None of the above. *
25. Which as a lover/SO?
    Jude Law, for a one-nighter. But he’s not even on my list of Celebrities I’d like to F&#.*
26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
    MIB 1, just because it was more fresh.
27. Name a breed of dog.
    Boston Terror of course.
28. Invent a word.
    Schmegelsidoik.

[Suburban_Plankton]

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
   Yeast

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
   I was wondering how much longer I had until I could go home from work.

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
   I don’t have one. I rarely use them.

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
   Esc

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
   4

6. Favourite girls name?
   Elizabeth

7. Favourite boy’s name?
   Charlie

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
   Tigers

9. Cats or dogs?
   Dogs

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
    6

11. How many? (look this time)
    I don’t have a ruler (and I’m American), but I estimate aout 1.25 inches, call it 3 cm

12. What are you currently drinking?
    Coffee, black

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
    I’m at work

14. When was the last time you ate fish?
    A few weeks ago, we went to a local pub after church. I have a few bites from my son’s fish and chips.

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
    Gandalf

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
    Sure

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
    My LP collection, since I have no working turntable to play them on.

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
    I have no idea. I won’t know until I get back to the list.

19. Count all the writing implements in view.
    5

20. What time is it to the nearest second?
    15:37:11 (GMT-08:00)

21. What musical instrument are you best at?
    Bass guitar

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
    Fiddle

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
    Jude Law

24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?
    Kirsten Dunst

25. Which as a lover/SO?
    Kirsten Dunst

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
    haven’t seen MIB2

27. Name a breed of dog.
    Labrador Retriever

28. Invent a word.
    Squiffle

[Lobsang]

For [my answer to] question 14 I completely forgot about tuna. For some reason my brain doesn’t count tuna as fish.

I’ve had tuna (in tuna-mayo sammiches) less than two weeks ago