Random poll.

In My Humble Opinion
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  1. Marijuana. Smells so good.

  2. How much I miss my girlfriend. God, I’m so pathetic.

  3. :smack:

  4. Pause/Break

  5. 7

  6. Laura

  7. Shaun

  8. Lions

  9. Dogs

  10. I don’t have a stapler.

  11. Hmmm…I still don’t have a stapler.

  12. Canada Dry Ginger Ale. Helps ease an upset stomach.

  13. It’s all the way downstairs, I don’t feel like walking there.

  14. A week ago Sunday.

  15. Legolas.

  16. Quite happy.

  17. My concert posters.

  18. “Do single women make and eat roast beef sandwiches just for themselves?”

  19. Seven.

  20. 18:57:55.

  21. Trumpet.

  22. Alto Saxophone.

  23. Matt Damon.

  24. Matt Damon.

  25. Natalie Portman. Especially if it was Garden State Natalie Portman.

  26. Never saw MIB2.

  27. Terrier.

  28. Scuddascrumped.

And if any of my high school friends are on this board they should pretty much know who this is based on question 28. :o

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1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?

When I was a kid I tried to eat several Renuzits. I still have a bizarre urge that has to be bitten back.

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?

Whether or not my home computer is finished being upgraded at CompUSA.

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)

;j

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?

]…no, [.

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?

9.452

6. Favourite girls name?

Kendall

7. Favourite boy’s name?

Sean

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?

Bears. Oh, my.

9. Cats or dogs?

Cats.

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.

  1. And a half.

11. How many? (look this time)

Hey, whattayaknow? I was close. There were 112.

12. What are you currently drinking?

Water.

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)

None at the office.

14. When was the last time you ate fish?

Two weeks ago.

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?

Samwise. It’s friggin’ Rudy, man.

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?

Ugh. No. Way too long and awkward.

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?

A St. Louis Blues jersey I got at the only game I ever saw with my dad.

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?

Logging out and GOIN’ HOME, BABY!

19. Count all the writing implements in view.

  1. I have to have a lot of pens. They gets stolen.

20. What time is it to the nearest second?

4:07.40pm

21. What musical instrument are you best at?

Two turntables and a microphone.

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?

Bottles and cans, just clap your hands, just clap your hands.

  1. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)

Matt Damon.

**24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend? **

Probably Matt Damon. Although if I could pick any celebrity, Seth Green seems like a fun guy to get to know.

25. Which as a lover/SO?

Kirsten Dunst. She looks like she could match you drink-for-drink. I like that in a woman.

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)

There was never a MIB2. Just like there was never a Robocop 2 or 3.

27. Name a breed of dog.

Weimaraner.

28. Invent a word.

Loop-tid.

43

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
Gasoline.

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
How much my computer sucks.

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
I’d rather not. Although I use them, I try not to do so too often. They annoy me.

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
Enter, I guess.

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
Three.

6. Favourite girls name?
Anastasia.

7. Favourite boy’s name?
Collin.

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
Tigers.

9. Cats or dogs?
Cats.

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
I don’t have a stapler.

11. How many? (look this time)
I don’t have a stapler.

12. What are you currently drinking?
I just finished a 32oz Citrus Blend powerade

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
A radio.

14. When was the last time you ate fish?
May.

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
Legolas. I like elves.

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
No. It didn’t dry enough when I slept on it two days ago and I don’t own a comb.

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
My DS9 Companion.

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
No idea.

19. Count all the writing implements in view.
About two dozen. I’m not getting up to actually count them.

20. What time is it to the nearest second?
4:18:34 PDT

21. What musical instrument are you best at?
I’m not.

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
Bass, guitar, or drums.

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
Matt Damon

**24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend? **
Matt Damon and Natalie Portman

25. Which as a lover/SO?
Matt Damon and Natalie Portman

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
Both suck.

27. Name a breed of dog.
Alsacian.

28. Invent a word.
Reticulative

44

  1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?

    • Pot.

  2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?

    • that Nazareth has a version of “My White Bicycle”, which I’ve only heard by Neil of The Young Ones. Why did Nazareth cut this song? Their version sucks!

  3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)

    • I don’t do smileys unless they’re absolutely necessary.

  4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?

    • D

  5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?

    • 4

  6. Favourite girls name?

    • Michelle

  7. Favourite boy’s name?

    • David

  8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?

    • Lions

  9. Cats or dogs?

    • Cats

  10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.

    • Sorry, I don’t have a stapler. Don’t use paper for much.

  11. What are you currently drinking?

    • orange juice

  12. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)

    • dunno. It’s not on, and I have no idea what comes on this time of day.

  13. When was the last time you ate fish?

    • last week. Fish and chips for supper.

  14. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?

    • Sorry, I don’t get the question.

  15. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?

    • Yes, it’s all freshly washed and fluffy.

  16. What’s your most coveted useless thing?

    • I don’t covet useless things. I covet expensive things!

  17. Which thread are you going to click on after this?

    • the next one that looks interesting.

  18. Count all the writing implements in view.

    • 15

  19. What time is it to the nearest second?

    • 7:34:00

  20. What musical instrument are you best at?

    • Bass. No, drums. No, piano. No, guitar. Oh damn, I dunno. Pick one.

  21. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?

    • Hammond B3 organ.

  22. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)

    • I don’t know who any of these people are.

  23. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)

    • haven’t seen either of them.

  24. Name a breed of dog.

    • Cocker Spaniel

  25. Invent a word.

    • stample
45

1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell? elevator grease

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread? “I gotta pee.”

3. What’s your favourite smiley? :eek:

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard? @

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10? 8

6. Favourite girls name? Ivy

7. Favourite boy’s name? Jack
**
8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?** tigers

9. Cats or dogs? cats

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler. don’t have one

11. How many? (look this time) uh, zero

12. What are you currently drinking? ice water

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on) don’t have a tv in the compuker room

14. When was the last time you ate fish? today. with lots of malt vinegar

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring? didn’t see it

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today? I suppose. It’s behaving.

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing? I don’t think I have anything worth coveting. Maybe my flashlight collection.
**
18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?** I’m going to go read some Pit threads.

19. Count all the writing implements in view. 27

20. What time is it to the nearest second? 6:33 PM

21. What musical instrument are you best at? none

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at? piano

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female) none
**
24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?** none

25. Which as a lover/SO? none

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black) didn’t see either flick

27. Name a breed of dog. Boston Terrier

28. Invent a word. gurgleflurgle

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Random poll.

  1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
    ** - Fireworks! They smell like summer. **
  2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
    - A line from a Bright Eyes Song: “Like laying in a bathtub full of freezing water, wishing you were a ghost.” I was trying to make it into an away message.
  3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
    ** -** :stuck_out_tongue:
  4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
    ** - Alt. It commands respect! You don’t mess with the Alt. key!**
  5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
    ** - 3. **
  6. Favourite girls name?
    -** Aria (or Caitlin, it’s close.)**
  7. Favourite boy’s name?
    ** - Padraic. **
  8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
    ** - Tigers**
  9. Cats or dogs?
    ** - Dogs**
  10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
    -** 53 centimeters. Probably not even close.**
  11. How many? (look this time)
    ** - About 20 cm.**
  12. What are you currently drinking?
    ** - Broth from Smack Ramen noodle soup.**
  13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
    - Son In Law (a perplexingly funny Pauly Shore movie. Yeah, yeah.)
  14. When was the last time you ate fish?
    ** - 2 days ago, tuna. **
  15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
    ** - Aragorn**
  16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
    ** - Naw, I really need a trim**
  17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
    - My Gmail account
  18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
    ** - Most Unusual Traffic Sign**
  19. Count all the writing implements in view.
    - 13
  20. What time is it to the nearest second?
    ** - 8:24:41**
  21. What musical instrument are you best at?
    - Guitar
  22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
    ** - Piano**
  23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
    ** - Jude Law**
  24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?
    ** - Kate Beckinsale**
  25. Which as a lover/SO?
    ** - Kate Beckinsale**
  26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
    - MIB 1 (We’re not hosting an intergalactic kegger.)
  27. Name a breed of dog.
    ** - Shih Tzu**
  28. Invent a word.
    ** - Seisterness - n - the quality of not being able to ever fully accept that the opposite sex does not, and will not ever, like you.
    Related Words: seisterly - adv
    seistern - adj**

~S&S

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  1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell? >> freshly sawn wood

  2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread? >>boys

  3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it) >> :o

  4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard? >> >

  5. Favourite number between 0 and 10? >> 1

  6. Favourite girls name? >> Laura

  7. Favourite boy’s name? >> James

  8. Do you prefer lions or tigers? >> Lions?

  9. Cats or dogs? >> cats

  10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler. >>4

  11. How many? (look this time) >> 4

  12. What are you currently drinking? >> ginger ale (Northern Neck)

  13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on) >> a spaghetti Western movie

  14. When was the last time you ate fish? >> 2 days ago

  15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring? >> Legolas

  16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today? >> Yes! I got great haircut today!

  17. What’s your most coveted useless thing? >> a copy of Cryptonomicon signed by the author: useless because I would never read it.

  18. Which thread are you going to click on after this? >> the one about the ice blue jelly dong

  19. Count all the writing implements in view. >>1, 2, 3, 4

  20. What time is it to the nearest second? >> 9:01:54 pm

  21. What musical instrument are you best at? >> voice

  22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at? >> voice :wink:

  23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female) >>Kate

  24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend? >> Jude

  25. Which as a lover/SO? >>Jude

  26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black) >> Hmmm. MIB1, I guess

  27. Name a breed of dog. >>Labrador Retriever

  28. Invent a word. >>baroingmeb

48
  1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?

Skunk

  1. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?

Blueberry yogurt

  1. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)

:eek:

  1. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?

s

  1. Favourite number between 0 and 10?

4

  1. Favourite girls name?

Junko

  1. Favourite boy’s name?

Richard

  1. Do you prefer lions or tigers?

tigers

  1. Cats or dogs?

cats

  1. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.

1.5

  1. How many? (look this time)

less than 0.5

  1. What are you currently drinking?

carrot/fruit juice

  1. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)

At work, no TV in sight

  1. When was the last time you ate fish?

Had shrimp yesterday, if that counts, otherwise 2.5 days ago.

  1. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?

Gimli

  1. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?

Yep, pretty satisfied

  1. What’s your most coveted useless thing?

Ball of rubber bands (tennis ball size)

  1. Which thread are you going to click on after this?

Don’t know. I just logged on and this was the first thing I clicked.

  1. Count all the writing implements in view.

4

  1. What time is it to the nearest second?

10:17:08, Wednesday morning.
21. What musical instrument are you best at?

Clarinet, though haven’t played in 20 years.

  1. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?

Piano

  1. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)

Jude Law

  1. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?

Damon or Law. Probably have more in common with Damon.

  1. Which as a lover/SO?

Dunst, I guess, Portman’s a no, and I don’t know Beckinsale.

  1. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)

1

  1. Name a breed of dog.

Pug (because of thinking about MIB)

  1. Invent a word.

Sonify. To make a project an unmanageable mess by having every member of your committee (who can’t agree with each other on what they want) constantly call the people producing the project with contradictory instructions to insert their own pet revision and delete someone else’s. Derivation: this is something constantly done by the ^&@%*ers at Sony.

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  1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
    Car leather
  2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
    Starting my own thread
  3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
    You gotta be kidding
  4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
    Back-space
  5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
    9
  6. Favourite girls name?
    Natalie
  7. Favourite boy’s name?
    Daniel
  8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
    Tigers
  9. Cats or dogs?
    Dogs
  10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
    1 cm
  11. How many? (look this time)
    (It’s at work)
  12. What are you currently drinking?
    Nothing
  13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
    Some cable film which a bored daughter is waiting for me to rescue her from
  14. When was the last time you ate fish?
    Sunday
  15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
    **Gimli (spelling?) ** - John Rhys-Davies
  16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
    No - needs a cut
  17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
    A miniature cricket bat signed by my school 1st XI
  18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
    Start my own poll
  19. Count all the writing implements in view.
    9
  20. What time is it to the nearest second?
    09:39.20 (HK time - CST +13)
  21. What musical instrument are you best at?
    Tambourine
  22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
    Piano
  23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
    Matt Damon (but really Mel Gibson - 6/7 kids and he smokes)
  24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?
    Matt Damon
  25. Which as a lover/SO?
    Portman, I think (I really only know Dunst at all, from Spiderman II, but she doesn’t do it for me)
  26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
    Only seen MIB1 and sequels usually suck, so MIB1
  27. Name a breed of dog.
    Dalmatian
  28. Invent a word.
    Schnodes
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  1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell? - Gasoline
  2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread? - Where I left my pencil
  3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it) - :dubious:
  4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard? - z
  5. Favourite number between 0 and 10? - 3
  6. Favourite girls name? - Emily
  7. Favourite boy’s name? - Elliott
  8. Do you prefer lions or tigers? - Tigers
  9. Cats or dogs? - Cats
  10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler. - 0
  11. How many? (look this time) - 0
  12. What are you currently drinking? - Pepsi Twist
  13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on) - Nothing
  14. When was the last time you ate fish? - A long, long time ago
  15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring? - Uh, frodo.
  16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today? - NO.
  17. What’s your most coveted useless thing? - I… I… I… don’t know!
  18. Which thread are you going to click on after this? - Hey Verizon Repair Guy(s)
  19. Count all the writing implements in view. - two pens
  20. What time is it to the nearest second? - 9:02:12PM
  21. What musical instrument are you best at? - Trumpet
  22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at? - Electric guitar
  23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female) - Matt Damon
  24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend? - Matt Damon
  25. Which as a lover/SO? - Kirsten Dunst
  26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black) - MIB 1. MIB 2 is an abomination.
  27. Name a breed of dog. - Basset hound
  28. Invent a word. - Hiolarious
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  1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
    Wet sagebrush

  2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
    EDI (work related…don’t ask)

  3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
    :smiley:

  4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
    Esc

  5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
    7

  6. Favourite girls name?
    Aisling

  7. Favourite boy’s name?
    Alexander

  8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
    Tigers

  9. Cats or dogs?
    Dogs

  10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
    5

  11. How many? (look this time)
    3

  12. What are you currently drinking?
    7Up Plus. It’s not bad, actually.

  13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
    At work. No TV.

  14. When was the last time you ate fish?
    Wednseday. I had Sushi.

  15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
    Aragorn

  16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
    Nope. It needs cut.

  17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
    At the moment: My Happy Bunny italian charm.

  18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
    Don’t know. It’s taken me so long to finish this one, I don’t remember what threads are out there.

  19. Count all the writing implements in view.
    Oh dear Og! I’ll estimate: LOTS . I’m at work and I’m a pen freak.

  20. What time is it to the nearest second?
    20:19:29

  21. What musical instrument are you best at?
    Ummm…Maracas? Wait…I can play Mary Had a Little Lamb on the Recorder.

  22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
    Any of them. I can’t even read music.

  23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
    I’ve never really wanted to be an actress.

  24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?
    Natalie seems nice I guess.

  25. Which as a lover/SO?
    Definitely NOT Tom Cruise or Matt Damon, so Jude wins by default.

  26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
    MIB1

  27. Name a breed of dog.
    Australian Cattle Dog

  28. Invent a word.
    Yoodies: Yummy Goodies (used when referring to doggie treats).

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  1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
    Petrol
  2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
    Shaving or at least trimming my goatee
  3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
    :eek:
  4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
    @
  5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
    10
  6. Favourite girls name?
    Cassiopeia (sp?)
  7. Favourite boy’s name?
    Nathaniel
  8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
    lions
  9. Cats or dogs?
    dogs
  10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
    n/a
  11. How many? (look this time)
    n/a
  12. What are you currently drinking?
    Water
  13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
    b]n/a**
  14. When was the last time you ate fish?
    a year ago
  15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
    the elf
  16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
    Yes
  17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
    my beanie
  18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
    this’ll is my last for the morning
  19. Count all the writing implements in view.
    none
  20. What time is it to the nearest second?
    12:13:05
  21. What musical instrument are you best at?
    piano
  22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
    piano
  23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
    Damon
  24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?
    Beckinsale
  25. Which as a lover/SO?
    Portman
  26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
    MIB2
  27. Name a breed of dog.
    shih tzu
  28. Invent a word.
    Shigglynuggs
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1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
Skunk and gasoline
2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
Lunch
3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
:eek:
4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
~
5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
9
6. Favourite girls name?
Jane or Grace
7. Favourite boy’s name?
James
8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
Tigers
9. Cats or dogs?
Cats, but I’m comong around on dogs, too.
10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
N/A
11. How many? (look this time)
N/A
12. What are you currently drinking?
Canada Dry
13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
CNN
14. When was the last time you ate fish?
Friday
15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
N/A
16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
Yes
17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
A suit of armor
18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
I have no idea.
19. Count all the writing implements in view.
6
20. What time is it to the nearest second?
1:59:08
21. What musical instrument are you best at?
Piano
22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
Marimba
23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
None of the above.
24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?
None of the above
25. Which as a lover/SO?
None of the above
26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
MIB 1
27. Name a breed of dog.
Newfoundland
28. Invent a word.
Vastpoa - What the peron sitting next to me in the computer lab smalls like. Sort of like a sweaty onion.

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  1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
    Petrol. Whats? It’s nice!

  2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
    I probably shouldn’t drink much more

  3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
    :smiley:

  4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
    @

  5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
    6

  6. Favourite girls name?
    Gemma :smiley:

  7. Favourite boy’s name?
    Dunno

  8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
    Tigers

  9. Cats or dogs?
    Cats. There so cute!

  10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
    I have a stapler?

  11. How many? (look this time)
    See above

  12. What are you currently drinking?
    Red Square. Thanks Nocturnal_tick.

  13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
    i’m not watching one.

  14. When was the last time you ate fish?
    I don’t eat it.

  15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
    Frodo!

  16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
    i can’t see a mirror. Buy a mirror for your room Tick!

  17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?

  18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
    I have no idea.

  19. Count all the writing implements in view.
    0

  20. What time is it to the nearest second?
    19:41:25

  21. What musical instrument are you best at?
    Violin

  22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
    Piano

  23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
    I’d rather stay as me.

  24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend?
    None of the above

  25. Which as a lover/SO?
    None. I want David Boreanaz damn it!

  26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
    MIB 1

  27. Name a breed of dog.
    Westie.

  28. Invent a word.
    Mimmle.

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1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?
The smell of plastic from freshly opened christmas presents.

2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?
I don’t remember. Really. I have a notoriously bad memory.

3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)
:smack:

4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?
SysRq

5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?
Π

6. Favourite girls name?
Cynthia

7. Favourite boy’s name?
Helmut

8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?
Lions

9. Cats or dogs?
Dogs

10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.
11

11. How many? (look this time)
Turns out I didn’t have a stapler.

12. What are you currently drinking?
Water.

13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)
N/A

14. When was the last time you ate fish?
I don’t recall.

15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?
Gandalf

16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?
No.

17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?
A pocketwatch I was given for my birthday, which no longer works.

18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?
None - I’m going home.

19. Count all the writing implements in view.
Two. Unless you count fingers, which can be pricked & the I can write in the blood, in which case it’s 22.

20. What time is it to the nearest second?
14:56:47

21. What musical instrument are you best at?
Guitar

22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?
Violin

23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)
What if I’m male but wanted to be Kirsten Dunst?

**24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend? **
None, no pref.

25. Which as a lover/SO?
As Kirsten Dunst, I’d pick Natalie Portman. Mmmm…now THAT’s an image.

26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)
MIIB

27. Name a breed of dog.
Welsh Springer Spaniel

28. Invent a word.
Nobulous

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Can I change one answer?

Cats or Dogs?

Birds!

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1. What’s your favourite unconventional smell?

Skunk. I feel very alive and awake after I smell skunk.
2. What were you thinking about before you saw this thread?

The poem I’m trying to write.
3. What’s your favourite smiley? (post it)

:smiley:
4. What’s your favourite key on the keyboard?

Backspace.
5. Favourite number between 0 and 10?

6. Favourite girls name?

Clara.
7. Favourite boy’s name?

Michael.
8. Do you prefer lions or tigers?

Tigers.
9. Cats or dogs?

Cats.
10. Guess how many staples (in centimeteres) in your stapler.

3
11. How many? (look this time)

2
12. What are you currently drinking?

Nuffin.
13. What’s on TV? (assuming you can see one and it is on)

N/A
14. When was the last time you ate fish?

I had some fairly recently, but I can’t remember what date.
15. Favourite member of the fellowship of the ring?

Samwise.
16. Are you happy with the way your hair is today?

I’m never happy with my hair!
17. What’s your most coveted useless thing?

A trip to Wyoming over Christmas. Not exactly “useless,” but definitely not necessary.
18. Which thread are you going to click on after this?

The Headliner poll on Sam Cooke.
19. Count all the writing implements in view.

4
20. What time is it to the nearest second?

All the clocks are wrong and my connection is too slow to go to an atomic clock. My computer’s clock says 4:21:14, but I bet that’s wrong.
21. What musical instrument are you best at?

Piano.
22. What musical instrument do you wish you were good at?

Violin (fiddle, really)
23. Would you rather be Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, or Jude Law (male) or Natalie Portman, Kate Beckinsale, or Kirsten Dunst (female)

Um, I don’t want to live any of their lives. I suppose I’d rather look like and be the age of Natalie Portman.
**24. Which of the above would you most like to have as a best friend? **

Matt Damon, probably.
25. Which as a lover/SO?

Matt Damon, probably.
26. Verbal humour better in MIB 1 or MIB 2? (Men In Black)

Didn’t see MIB II
27. Name a breed of dog.

Irish Wolfhound
28. Invent a word.

Bosswurst

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  1. Mmmm, gasoline

  2. Work

  3. ;j

  4. &

  5. 3

  6. Raven

  7. River

  8. Tigers

  9. Cats

  10. 2 cm

  11. 1.5 cm

  12. Ice water

  13. No TV, I am at work

  14. Tuna salad, a month ago

  15. Aragorn

  16. No, it’s greasy, I need to wash it

  17. My photos

  18. Don’t know yet

  19. 2

  20. 4:37:30 EST

  21. None

  22. Guitar

  23. Natalie Portman

  24. Kirsten Dunst

  25. Jude Law

  26. Never saw MIB 2

  27. Greyhound

  28. Pooptacular