Random Star Trek Quotes

Angels and ministers of grace, defend us!

For an android with no feelings, he sure managed to evoke them in others.

There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data.

Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

The sons of Soong have joined together. And together, we will destroy the Federation.

“Captain, he is too alien! He makes me taste yellow root munched between flat teeth!”

Captain Picard to the bridge. Captain we’ve got a problem with the warp core. Or the phase inducers. Or some other damn thing.

Well, you’d better find a way to make it easy, soldier, or I’m going to start pushing buttons.

Wesley: He expects the impossible!
LaForge: That’s the short definition of “Captain.”

DO YOU WISH TO SPEAK, Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher?

Be one with the horse.

There was much taken from the Other. I am perpetual now. I am Nomad.

Our guests have arrived. They are eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.

Of course you should come! The splendor of fighting and killing; a bloodbath in the cause of vengeance - who wouldn’t want to come?

Oh you know the story. Girl meets boy. Girl modifies boy’s subroutines.

Lovey-dovey. Bonk bonk on the head. Bonk bonk! bonk bonk!

Baby needs a new pair of shoes.

:: rolls dice ::

An obscure Earth dialect, Mr. Spock. “Oochy-woochy-koochy-coo”. If you’re curious, consult linguistics.

It is a good day to die, Duras… and the day is not yet over.

A thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man.