Random Star Trek Quotes

Inefficiency exists in the antimatter input valve. I will effect repair.

“Seven, please state the nature of the medical emergency.”
“I have a date.”

Less talk! More synthehol!

This goo is you!

Don’t call me Tiny.

Worf, we’re alone now. You don’t have to act like a Klingon glacier. I don’t bite. Well, that’s wrong. I do bite.

“You’re a woman, Seven.”
“Is that an observation or a diagnosis?”

Must be something you assimilated!

You may encounter Enterprise crewmembers who’ve already been assimilated. Don’t hesitate to fire. Believe me, you’ll be doing them a favour.

No wonder your race is weak. You waste time and resources on defective children.

I am a Vulcan. I am incapable of lying.

Don’t touch that! We don’t know what it does!

KIRK: Mister Spock, isn’t that too much for our purposes?
SPOCK: I believe that is the correct amount, Captain. Mister Mudd, are you ready?
MUDD: Aye, aye!
SPOCK: Be careful. I would not want you to drop it.
MCCOY: Easy now… Oh, he’s caught it!

My God, Bones, what have I done?

Leonard. Leonard, no. Leonard, please.

Lord, forgive me.

I hope you don’t intend to kiss your baby with that mouth.

“I… am alive.”

“No self-diagnoses, please. I’m the doctor here. Internal hemorrhaging has stopped. Your free collagen levels are dropping. Tissue growth factors have stabilized, and there’s a fifty percent rise in cell oxygenation. You… are alive. Careful, most of your insides are being held together by cellular micro-sutures and… a lot of hope.”

Your agonizer, please, Mr. Kyle.

The agony booth is a most effective means of discipline.

Walsh/Mudd: You’re a hard man, Captain.
Kirk: And you’re a liar, Mr. Walsh. I think we understand each other.