Random Star Trek Quotes

Four thousand throats can be cut in one night by a running man.

Only a fool fights in a burning house.

I used a hand phaser, and zap. Hot coffee.

Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation.

I shall quicken my pace.

“Do you know who I am?”
“Yes. And do you know who I am?”
“…Yes.”

Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons.

I liked him better before he died.

“Lions and Geigers and Bears…”

“…oh, my.”

The women!

You pompous ass!

Captain Pike has an illusion, and you have reality. May you find your way as pleasant.

Sometimes taking responsibility for a family member means having to side against them when they go astray.

Sometimes a cake is just a cake.

Computer, this is Admiral James T. Kirk; request computer access. Computer: Destruct sequence one. Code one, one-A.

Then fly it apart!

“The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the truth, whether it’s scientific truth or historical truth or personal truth! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based! And if you can’t find it within yourself to stand up and tell the truth about what happened, you don’t deserve to wear that uniform! I’m going to make this simple for you, Mr. Crusher: either you come forward and tell Admiral Brand what really took place, or I will.”

“Captain…”

“Dismissed!”

Cadet, you are obviously under the mistaken impression that I am asking you for a favor. I want a name, and I want it now, and THAT is an ORDER! Understood, Mr. Nog?!

Can you judge distances that accurately?