Random Star Trek Quotes

“Yeah, about that - don’t quit your day job.”

Scotty, you just earned your pay for the week.

Temba, his arms wide!

Sisko: “I want you to know… I don’t personally believe you’re responsible for this.”
Odo: “Really? Now, how can that be true? You don’t know me. You have no reason to believe I wouldn’t kill Ibudan if it suited my fancy. So don’t tell me there isn’t some doubt inside of you, some question about whether or not I murdered the man.”

Perhaps another time.

Ah, humor…

Live, Jadzia Dax. Live a long, fresh, and wonderful life.

I shall do neither: I’ve killed my captain and my friend.

Mr. Tandro, you will want to reconsider your extradition request.

:smiley: Jim! :smiley:

You… didn’t… come… back!

Weird is part of the job.

There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute.

In simpler language, Captain, sir, they drafted me.

“Baseball? What is this?”
“I was afraid you’d ask that.”

Accept from us this symbol of total logic.

It’s a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

I can see my house from here!

There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data.

Lwaxana grabbed the Andorian child’s arm. "There aren’t any others. Don’t you understand, you stupid girl, I felt them die!"

“Ma’am, I–”

“They were guests in my house! I was feeding them lunch and we were just talking and then they came and the house was destroyed and they died! Have you ever felt someone die inside your mind? Have you?”

Quietly, Thriss said, “No, I haven’t. I’m sorry.”