Random Star Trek Quotes

“Really, Doctor?”

Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word!

[:D] Jim! [/:D]

Behold! The quintessential devil in these matters! James T. Kirk, renegade and terrorist!

“You can whistle really loud!”

My mother was a teacher. My father is an ambassador.

Quark: Mog, don’t get mixed up in Federation affairs! They’re not civilized like us! Oh sure, they can act all friendly and agreeable, but trust me, take away their creature comforts and they can become as irritated and dangerous as the most bloodthirsty Klingon!

Capt. Kirk: …the unfortunate accident he had as a child. He caught his head in a mechanical… rice picker… but, fortunately, there was an American missionary living close by who was actually a, uh, skilled, uh, plastic surgeon in civilian life…

I am Nomad! I am perfect!

This didn’t sound quite right to me, so I checked IMDb.com. It was:

*Lieutenant Commander Data: Captain, I believe I am feeling… anxiety. It is an intriguing sensation. A most distracting…

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Data, I’m sure it’s a fascinating experience, but perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now.

Lieutenant Commander Data: Good idea, sir. [beep] Done.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard: Data, there are times that I envy you. *

“You’re here. There’s nothing I can do about it.”

Great! Another woman who won’t get personal with me on the holodeck.

To which of course Spock shortly afterwards replied “Live long and prosper” in such a manner that it seemed that it should have concluded “…and the horse you rode in on”.

Live long and prosper, Spock.

I shall do neither. I have killed my captain, and my friend.

I am not Herbert.

And you people are all astronauts on…some kind of star trek.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

die die die everybody die

Don’t you people from the 24th century ever pee?

You didn’t expect to find me! You thought this was… Ceti Alpha 6. (Then, with tremendous menace) Why…are you here?

Admiral Kirk! Admiral…

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… human.

Data to Q upon learning he was punished by becoming a human: “It means you have achieved in disgrace what I have always aspired to be.”

Spock: I am receiving a number of distress calls.
McCoy: I don’t doubt it.

Resistance is futile.

Cellular peptide cake…with mint frosting.