Random Star Trek Quotes

We could manufacture a ton of these on the Enterprise; they mean nothing to us!

So now you have a Borg named Hugh?

Have you ever seen a Starfleet officer naked?

We have never met.

Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation.

“I have never before met a Vulcan, sir.”
“Nor I a work of art, madam.”

They have seen my neck.

“Lieutenant, are you wearing your hair differently?”
“It’s still regulation, Admiral.”

Let’s go see!

DATA: Ha, ha, ha! I get it. Ha. ha, ha! I get it.
LAFORGE: You get what?
DATA: When you said to Commander Riker ‘The clown can stay…’ Ha, ha, ha. ‘…but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go.’ Ha, ha, ha.LAFORGE: What are you talking about?
DATA: During the Farpoint mission. We were on the bridge and you told the joke. That was the punch line. Ha, ha, ha!
LAFORGE: Farpoint? Data, that was seven years ago.
DATA: I know. I just got it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Very funny! Ha, ha, ha…

Killers! ASSASSINS!

I want to join Starfleet. I want it more than anything I’ve ever wanted in my life!

(RIP Aron Eisenberg)

“I figured you’d want someone who can hear you when consoles are exploding all around you.”

“Exploding?!”

“We may be going into a combat situation. You think you’re ready for that, Cadet?”

“Sir! Yes, sir! Absolutely, sir.”

(RIP Aron Eisenberg).

“I don’t know how you did it, Nog.”
“I never lost faith in the Great Material Continuum.”
“Ah, like you say, the river will provide.”
“Chief!”
“The waters just got choppy again….”

(RIP Aron Eisenberg)

The chatter of inferior weaklings wearies me. — Garth of Izar

You heard him! Move!

Don’t try to be a great man; just be a man, and let history make its own judgments.

Mr. Reese, could I trouble you to fire at something?

If it should become necessary to fight, do you think you could arrange to find some ROCKS to throw at them?!

Wesley: He expects the impossible!
LaForge: That’s the short definition of “Captain.”