Random Star Trek Quotes

You know, at first… I didn’t think I was going to like him.

(RIP, Rene Auberjonois.)

Tell me, Worf, do they still sing songs of The Great Tribble Hunt?

I am not a merry man!

Cadet, you are clearly under the mistaken impression that I am asking you for a favor. I want a name, and I want it now, and that is an ORDER! Understood, Mr. Nog?!

One damn minute, Admiral.

That’s a stupid question!

A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it.

ODO: Stay out of this, Commander. I know these Ferengi. They’d sell their own flesh and blood for a Cardassian groat.
SISKO: Odo, he’s a family friend. His son is very close to my boy.
ODO: Well, you’d better tell his son that Dad’s going to the lunar prison on Meldrar One. Two hundred degrees in the shade.

Spock: “We’re in a wilderness of arctic characteristics.”
McCoy: “He means it’s cold!”

“Of all the… son of a… couldn’t you have waited five seconds?!”
“Captain?!”
“He was just about to explain the whole thing!”
“You vant to go back?”
“Absolutely not!”
“It’s cold!”

“I was lucky that thing had knees.”
“That was not his knee.” [off Kirk’s startled reaction] “Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.”

“I would not presume to debate you.”
“You are wise.”

He stayed at his post, when the trainees ran.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s starship.

You staged all of this to get your hands on my ship?

Lucky for you, I was raised on Vulcan. We don’t do funny.

O’Brien: “Ensign Crusher.”
Wesley: “Yes, sir.”
O’Brien: “If you touch my transporter again, I’ll kill you.”
Wesley: “Yes, sir.”

[From the screenplay for TNG: “Evolution”].

“I got the biggest [territory] in the world. You know, there’s one thing wrong with having the biggest. There’s always some punk trying to cut you out.”

Remove the paint!

He’s probably terrified of your beads and rattles.