Random Star Trek Quotes

“I used a hand phaser, and zap. Hot coffee!”

Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a wagon.

“Weakness is something we dare not show.”

Oh, you bogus frat, you. You’re the cause of all this, are you?

“Doctor gave me a pill! I grew a new kidney!”

“If they give you any trouble, screw them!” :eek:

Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation.

“Only a fool fights in a burning house.”

If it isn’t Captain James Tiberius Perfect-Hair!

You mistake my choice not to feel as a reflection of my not caring, while I assure you the truth is precisely the opposite.

Harcourt! Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to? <sniff> Have you been drinking again? You answer me!

Ah. Then, I will try to make the best guess I can.

You Klingon BASTARD! you killed my son

“It would appear the intelligence of this specimen is shockingly low.”

We look for things. Things to make us go.

“Didn’t think I had it in me, did you?”

Let’s see what she’s got.

“You excite me. Why?”

Fully functional?

The key word in your entire peroration, Mister Spock, was…death.