Random Star Trek Quotes

Your Agonizer, please.

I hate you! And I BERATE you! And I say “screw you” too. We’re all bloody worthless…

It’s a miracle these people ever got out of the twentieth century.

Do not approach me unannounced – especially while I am eating.

I always knew we’d be meeting people from other planets, but… other centuries?

How rare, and how beautiful. But so incongruous when spoken by a soldier.

Ah a Nubian prize. Taken on one of your raids of conquest, no doubt, Captain.

Nice tea.

Don’t wait for the translation! Answer me now!

Gotta love Christopher Plummer!

Apollo: “I am Apollo. I’ve chosen you.”
Lt. Carolyn Palamas: “I’m sure that’s very flattering, but I must get on with my work now.”

I am Lord Garth, formerly of Izar, and I lead the future masters of the universe.

“Starfleet, the funnest frontier?!?”

So, if you jump up and down like an idiot, that is considered funny?

If you’d missed my company, I should think you’d have summoned me before now.

I am going to lock you up for 200 years.

There is, of course, no escape. How would it be? Trapped forever with a raging madman at your throat until time itself came to a stop? For eternity. How would it be?

Yes, but my heart was in the right place.

I’m just an old country doctor.

That’s not at all surprising, Doctor. He’s probably terrified of your beads and rattles.