Random Star Trek Quotes

Kill Worf. Kill Worf. Kill Worf.

Sir! I protest! I am NOT a Merry Man!

After we dump this in storage, let’s hit the bar and see if we can get a cute lieutenant to argue with me.

Get out of here, Q! NO! We are done with random stuff today! We’re not putting up with any of your Q bullshit!

Oh! You wound me, mon capitaine!

I’ve really got to think of something cool to say when we’re going to warp… something like, “It’s warp time.” What do you think of that? Was that good for you?

You either believe in yourself, or you don’t.

Then the evil must be destroyed. That is the Prime Directive. And you are the evil.

Well, if you see an unaligned EPS conduit, don’t call me… mine are aligned as hell.

Vacation’s over.

We’ve done nothing here. No accomplishments, no progress. Three years wasted. We wanted to make this planet a garden.

Uh, do the Janeway Protocol.

Have you ever made paella?

Freeze program! In thousands of simulations, that’s literally never happened before. [excitedly] Let’s try another one, on a ship with even more children!

Computer, shut this bloody thing off. It’s time I acted my age.

I’m your copilot? You’re taking on more work just to bug me?

We don’t want to destroy life, we want to save it.

It is time to sleep. It is over. Failure. The murderers have won. Death is welcome. Let it end here.

Assassins! Murderers!

Look, fella, you take a sip too much of that old wood alky…