Random Star Trek Quotes

Let’s show 'em what you got.

“Philipa Louvois. And back in uniform. It’s been 10 years, but seeing you again makes it feel like 50. If we weren’t around all these people, you know what I would like to do?”
“Bust a chair across my teeth?”
After that.”
“Oh, ain’t love wonderful?”

Deanna, can you introduce me to any of your Betazoid friends?

Devinoni Ral, who are you?

You should make a very convincing Nazi.

Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence in order to mask an ocean of insecurity.

Are you prepared to condemn him, and those who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, THERE IT SITS!

Gallivanting?

Hey, how about you buy me a drink? You know, since we’re even? Remember? The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass?

Nothing like coming home to an unexpected hostage, am I right?

Just what is our future, the things we’ve done and said?
Let’s just push the button, we’d be better off dead!
'Cuz I hate you! And I berate you!
And I can’t wait to get to you!

The sins of all our fathers been dumped on us, the sons
The only choice we’re given is, HOW MANY MEGATONS?!
And I eschew you! And I say SCREW YOU!
And I hope you’re blue, too

We’re all bloody worthless, just greedy human scum
The numbers all add up to a negative sum
And I hate you, and I hate you!
And I hate you, too!

The real world doesn’t always adhere to logic.

Who said the human race was logical?

Hey, hey, Jack? FYI, you’re hitting on a salt vampire.

The cha’dIch will be silent!

Mariner, this report is a veritable fruit salad of insubordination.

I have combat training all day. Save me a seat at lunch. Unless I die an honorable death. Then, someone else can have it.

I need my ship.

“Let us pray… for understanding and for compassion.”
"LET US DO NO SUCH DAMN THING!"

You have not answered the question. Why does God need a starship?