Random Star Trek Quotes

We may need a gong.

Well, that’s Starfleet. Good at observing and bad at maintaining.

This is coming dangerously close to hijinks.

Let’s get the hell out of here.

I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad, not to be a virus bomb.

Hold your horses!

Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, THERE IT SITS!

“Star Fleet doesn’t call me a Boy Scout.”

“It’s literally in your file, Chris.”

Perhaps we could refrain from any unnecessary head-chopping.

Let me help.

We trust each other.

KIRA: “We didn’t care what we did, as long as it annoyed the grown-ups.”
JADZIA: “I was a champion window-breaker. On a dark night with a few rocks, I was deadly.”
KIRA: “Um, which ‘you’ are you talking about?”

That’s the short definition of “Captain.”

Abracadabra. I like it.

What do you know? I finally got the last word!

You did plan it that way?

Accept from us this symbol of pure logic.

Is there a problem, gentlemen?

Finnegan!

I’ll take you home again, Kathleen!