Random Star Trek Quotes

Festival! Festival!!!

Let me guess.

Well, if you’re giving me a choice…

I just wanted to fly under the radar!

“Aye, aye, sir.”
“One ‘aye’ is sufficient acknowledgement, ensign.”

“Now, if you’ll permit me, I’ll continue my character assassination unimpeded.”

Within two days.

It is now three days ago, Captain.

You got lucky.

Only temporarily, Captain; you see, I had orders to ‘self-destruct’ too. Slow poison: quite painless, actually, but there’s no known antidote.

Did you know that after the battle of ChaKana, there was so much blood in the air, the rain turned red?

How does it feel to be back on the Enterprise bridge?

Those were the first words duty required you to say to me, and you said them; you’re covered. Now, suppose we go on to the next subject.

I suspect you’re becoming more and more human all the time.

I would like the ship to go. Now.

Sorry. I changed my mind.

What does god need with a starship?

“You had this-- a phaser-- the whole time and you didn’t use it?”

“Swords are fun.”

I heard this platform’s been approved for bio-transport.

I am not a Merry Man!