It was a little joke, sir.
SELA: I rather enjoy writing; I don’t get to do a lot of it in this job.
DATA: Perhaps you would be happier in another job.
“To what are you referring?”
“Well, a man rides into town in his pajamas, wins a grub stake at a poker table, turns it into a horseless carriage and makes a million bucks: that’s America.”
So that’s when you hit the Klingons?
I was about to send a security team to investigate.
You know, back home we got a saying: “If you’re gonna ride in the Kentucky Derby, you don’t leave your prize stallion in the stable.”
Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word.
“He spoke of your friendship…”
“Yes…”
“Asked you not to grieve…”
“Yes.”
“‘The needs of the many… outweigh…’”
“‘The needs of the few.’”
“‘Or the one.’”
“Spock…”
“‘I have been… and always shall be… your friend. Live long… and prosper.’”
“No…!”
“Forgive me. It is not here. I had hoped that he had mind-melded with you. It is the Vulcan way, when the body’s end is near.”
“We were separated. He couldn’t touch me.”
“I see. Then everything he was… everything he knew… is lost.”
“But none of this is permanent! Here, you have to only imagine your fondest wishes — either old ones you wish to relive, or new ones — anything at all! Battle! Fear! Love! Triumph! Anything that pleases you can be made to happen!”
There was a young lady from Venus
Whose body was shaped like a–
I don’t know; it’s a matter of opinion, I guess. Tip O’Neill in a dress?
Never a dull moment.
…utter nonsense. What about the suicide note? It was written in my dear brother’s own hand!
You were about to offer a medical opinion, Jim?
She’s got a worm in her belly! Oh, that’s disgusting. That’s interesting, but that’s disgusting.
"ODO! TALK TO ME! TELL ME SOMETHING! Anything! Lie if you have to, but say it now, please!"
“HOME! I want to go home!”
…my GOD, man; you could at least ACT like it was a hard decision.
There are two turns of phrase a Klingon never admits to knowing. Defeat. And farewell.
Come with me, Worf! Glory awaits you on Cardassia!
I will feed him.