Random Star Trek Quotes

“Vodka martini: stirred, not shaken.”

I’m the X

Hot Spock agrees with me.

But I’ll still fill you with crumpets, Madam.

I love your Starfleet carpeting.

You said that before — when I couldn’t build a fire.

I do not believe you appreciate the gravity of your situation, Captain.

All right, Bones; in the language of the planet, what’s your beef?

Goddamn irresponsible! Playing games with life!

Young children are sometimes frightened of the world; that doesn’t mean that their parents should let them stay in their cribs.

It would be illogical for a Vulcan to show anger! It would be ILLOGICAL! ILLOGICAL!

Then I’m in good company, sir.

There are times when I envy you, Mr. Data.

If you can’t break off of the booze, or whatever it is that makes you a bad risk, then get out.

If the Enterprise had a heart, I’d save you, too.

“How’d you know Friday is the captain’s birthday?”
“Well, where I come from, it’s a holiday. Crap. CRAP!”

(Really, that entire episode is eminently quotable.)

I am curious; what is the etymology of that idiom?

Romulan ale should be illegal.

Ah. You wouldn’t happen to have a slice of pizza on you?

It’s been a long road.