Random Star Trek Quotes

That’s funny; you look just like the captain of our football team. I had such a crush on him!

“Lieutenant, a few years ago, I watched a freshman cadet pass four upper classmen on the last hill of the forty kilometer run on Danula Two. The damndest thing I ever saw. The only freshman to ever win the Academy marathon. I made it my business to get to know that young fellow. I got to know him very, very well. And I’ll tell you something. I never met anyone with more drive, determination or more courage than Jean-Luc Picard. There is no way in hell that he would assist the Borg. I want that clear.”

You know, I once played on the same bill with Liberace; he has the sweetest dimples.

Big ideas. To impress me, you’re going to need to do better than theorize.

Then you’ve been deluded by the inexhaustible human capacity to avoid the truth.

“Sometimes, I like it when the bad guy wins.”

“So, Lady Macbeth. Interesting. What’s your next move?”

“Delta Shift! Delta Shift! Delta Shift!”

“The entire crew somehow managed to kill themselves, Doctor.”

Well hello, Enterprise. Welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board, because i’m willing and waiting. In fact, we’re going to have a real blow-out here.

Mister Quark, I believe you’re trying to take advantage of me.

Then you will have no vaccine, AND NO LIEUTENANT YAR!

Look, I’ll make a deal with you: you — and your life — for the lives of these two Earth women.

You’re a doctor. There’s your patient.

I have got some ideas on how to wean him off the stick.

To the best of my knowledge, Odo has received no apologies.

But, this time, he’s switched all the robes in the steam room.

We’ll do our best, Captain.

The two of us, roaming about the galaxy in the flagship of the Federation, no crew at all…

Tell me, do they still sing songs of the Great Tribble Hunt?