Random Star Trek Quotes

It was hard to go back to a corset, I can tell you.

Moopsy!

“Very enlightening. You almost made it comprehensible.”
“Next time I’ll do the lecture with hand puppets just for you.”

Seventeen, sir.

“If we weren’t around all these people, do you know what I would like to do?”
“Bust a chair across my teeth.”
After that.”
“Ain’t love wonderful?”

I feel your confidence, your arrogant resolve. It excites me.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I said “kiddillies,” diddle I?

Guinan: "You spoiled the joke. It could have been your timing. "
Data: “My timing is digital.”

My grandchildren will sing of this day!

History always records where people were — what they were doing — when important events took place. But it rarely remembers their activities, say, a week before!

I’m just connecting the dots.

I am Nomad. I am perfect. That which is imperfect must be sterilized.

Even the extraordinary Lieutenant Yar?

PICARD: Surely you know what a headache is.
BEVERLY: Of course. But I don’t often encounter them.

Well, one of these can make a man a pretty big boss, you know.

No, I was thinking, Bela, you would be the top boss. Krako, you’d be his lieutenant. The rest of you, I don’t want any trouble from the rest of you because you’ll have to answer to the Federation. We’ll be back every year to collect our cut.

RIKER: And are these gentlemen the Bynars?
QUINTEROS: They’re not gentlemen, or ladies, commander. They’re a unified pair. They’re always together. This is One Zero. And this is Zero One.

My compliments to you, and to your dressmaker.

MARINER [having her butt groped]: Excuse me. Sir, I don’t know you. That is Starfleet property you’re handling.