Random Star Trek Quotes

And quite a philosopher!

“I thought you were the ship’s cook.”
“That’s right. And everybody on board thought they were a food critic.”

You call this a cheesesteak? I wouldn’t feed this to my parole officer.

This bloodwine is COLD! GET ME ANOTHER ONE!

You mind if I drink that? I’ve been on my feet for hours, and I could really use a little pick-me-up…

Shields at six percent!

Sometimes, Riker, the best way to win a fight is not to be there.

I’m still working on a signal.

Damn you!

The altar of tomorrow!

I know that even a real throne is no more than merely a chair — but the symbolism is important, don’t you agree?

I’m not in the habit of consulting anyone about anything, especially a lawyer.

Mr. Worf, assign the Ferengi to quarters. Not too close to mine.

For example: Star log entry. Stardate: Today.

I won’t play these games with the trick of light.

This has been very educational, but I make it a policy never to open another man’s gift.

Our homes are open to you.

Ugly bags of mostly water!

Too small; too slow.

You’re the only woman on this planet, you stupid cow.