Random Star Trek Quotes

I suggest, Captain, that you’ve been lied to.

I’ll be monitoring your frequency.

“And what are you staring at? Have you never seen a woman before?”

“I thought I had.”

I hope that’s not a stutter.

Bones, if I had time, I’d laugh.

Don’t you think I know that?!

Jim, this man is a Klingon!

…Governor Worf is aboard, Captain.

I’m beginning to think I could cure a rainy day!

You were out cold for two weeks.

What a party!

It’s insidious!

Give me a theory, Doctor. Anything. Madness? Mass hysteria? Delusion?

Some calisthenics programs are better than others.

Do you want the pebbles or the mountain?

Better wilted laurels than no laurels at all.

It’s gonna be bumpy and bad.

That is why I will destroy all the remaining Federation planets — starting with yours.

By the book!

“Computer: in the Holmesian style, create a mystery to confound Data — with an opponent who has the ability to defeat him.”