Random Star Trek Quotes

A great starship on the far reaches of the galaxy.

They only manufactured five of them. I own four.

There’s so much I want to study and learn.

Well, then, you might be interested to know that I’m about to disprove Schlezholt’s theory of multiple big bangs.

If a war starts here, the blame will be yours.

I’m sorry; I just touched that button right there, and then — wow!

Do not make yourself another’s jailer.

If we can force him into the corridor while I’m waiting for him, we can put an end to this.

A thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man!

“I don’t think this is really my style.”

“Shut up, kid.” (to Riker) “Tell me more about… my eyes.”

“I’m what you see right now: just me, wanting to run away with you… but knowing you’d never leave this damned ship.”

I was given a nasal numbing agent.

It tears a body apart — inside out — and very slowly, too, by your ‘phaser’ standards.

Energize.

Whatever you say, sir. Thy will be done.

Turns out you can con a con man.

An entire planet has been terrorized because of the suggestion that you’re going to enslave the population.

A displacement-activated spore hub drive.

The smell? Bubblegum! I’ve preserved the scent!

Let’s just find what we’re here to find, before I strangle you.